MORBID SURVEY
{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
yeap
{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
yeap
{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Niacin...Vitamin B12
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} Shot or stabbed?
both, not necesarrily in that order, and hopefully not just once.
{5} Asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated.
{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Does getting put in a leaky old barrel over niagra falls
count as both?
{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
crushed, I wanna splat!
{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
(o.O) Isn't this the same?
{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Torn apart by hungry man eating lions, sorta like the ones the romans had.
{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
none i would perfer to be pierced to death by a thousand needles
{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
uhm that's hard i can think of some good ones. Just watch horror movies and you get the idea WAY to many to list here ok.
{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
What about an accidental person or could those already be the same thing.
{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Well.....
hopefully they like it
{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
A plane craching into a car?!
{15} Killed in your home or away from home?
depends on the size of the warhead that hits my house.
{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
I do not watch tv but I would rather be awake so I can at least enjoy it for a second or to.
{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Anyone as longs as they get thier kicks.
{RANDOM...}
{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?
uhm...no idea...maybe ressurect me so I can keep goin
{19} You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
and old decepit temple of a necromancer.
{20} What song/s would you want played at your funeral?
I want a party with all my favorites, so there is way more than I can list here
{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?
uhm what do you mean outfit, icame into this world naked and if I die the way I would like to i will be naked at that moment to.
{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?
Opeth, see question # 20
{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Naked people, drunken revelry, bdebauchery and lots of it. Orgies of ungodly proportions for three weeks, I want a bacchanal and a group a priests raising me from the dead.
{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Would i be forgotten though see above /\
{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Again this depends on the payload of the bomb that hits out house and the size it will consume when it GOES!
This is fucked up shit I love it heh.
{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
yeap
{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
yeap
{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Niacin...Vitamin B12
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} Shot or stabbed?
both, not necesarrily in that order, and hopefully not just once.
{5} Asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated.
{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Does getting put in a leaky old barrel over niagra falls
count as both?
{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
crushed, I wanna splat!
{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
(o.O) Isn't this the same?
{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Torn apart by hungry man eating lions, sorta like the ones the romans had.
{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
none i would perfer to be pierced to death by a thousand needles
{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
uhm that's hard i can think of some good ones. Just watch horror movies and you get the idea WAY to many to list here ok.
{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
What about an accidental person or could those already be the same thing.
{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Well.....
hopefully they like it
{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
A plane craching into a car?!
{15} Killed in your home or away from home?
depends on the size of the warhead that hits my house.
{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
I do not watch tv but I would rather be awake so I can at least enjoy it for a second or to.
{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Anyone as longs as they get thier kicks.
{RANDOM...}
{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?
uhm...no idea...maybe ressurect me so I can keep goin
{19} You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
and old decepit temple of a necromancer.
{20} What song/s would you want played at your funeral?
I want a party with all my favorites, so there is way more than I can list here
{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?
uhm what do you mean outfit, icame into this world naked and if I die the way I would like to i will be naked at that moment to.
{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?
Opeth, see question # 20
{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Naked people, drunken revelry, bdebauchery and lots of it. Orgies of ungodly proportions for three weeks, I want a bacchanal and a group a priests raising me from the dead.
{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Would i be forgotten though see above /\
{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Again this depends on the payload of the bomb that hits out house and the size it will consume when it GOES!
This is fucked up shit I love it heh.
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thanks