krallman

So, my buddies told me they are going to put me through a one-week man course. Meaning, I'm not guy enough for them. Odd, really. I'm pretty guy-ish. However, to them, I'm not at the right level. So, Friday, by what they say, is my first lesson. We are planning to go out to a popular place called Corby's. I've never been there before, but from what I heard was that a bunch of college girls are there, as well as guys, but mainly what my friends are focusing on for me is the girls. They want me to have the experience, per se. To them, I have little to none experience with smooth-talking or whatever. They had me, just recently, go up to a girl at one of our frequents, and talk to her, where I found out that she wasn't single. She was married and had a kid. That wasn't the end however. I instantly made friends with her and her friend. We went back the next week, and I was talking with her, and this asshole that was screwing with her all night kept messing with her. I created a new term that night, a verb really. I saw the same guy with another woman in the bar, but his friends were around her, as if to block her off from any path. The girl I was talking to asked me if I could do something, and by that time, all my friends were around us. I told her that I could. I said, out loud, "Sharktank" and the boys drew tighter around her and her friend, as if they knew what I was talking about. She asked me, and I explained how the other guy was doing the same thing to a helpless woman, and I used the term as 'sharktanking.' She told me that she felt the same way, but that is what she wanted. She was comfortable and happy, and I was happy that the asshole wasn't bothering her anymore.