Monday May 01, 2006

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Today is stupid.

I hate everyone.

(ok, not you)

BUT EVERYONE ELSE!!!

After my shower today I went to turn off the water & it wouldn't shut off. So, like anyone in their right mind would do, I called the landlord.

She flipped out & said her famous line "Well, what are you calling ME FOR!?!!" Ok.

She then yelled at me. Supposedly everything in this world is my fault & I am a complete idiot. Whatever.

So, then I was in a bad mood, cussing & yelling at no one inparticular in my hallway.

Damn you, you fucking son of a menopausal fucktard asshole! Fuck YOU!!! I hope you D I E!!! You fucking loser fuck asshat fucking fuck of a fuck!

So, FIVE hours later & TEN pages to her pager, she comes & turns if off & now they have to call the plumber & so I might not be able to shower for two or more days.

Lovely.

And all my dishes are dirty & no hot water.

And all my laundry is dirty & no money.

And all my bills are coming & I hate everyone.

I hate EVERYONE!!!

(again, not you)

BUT EVERYONE ELSE!!!
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cruciatus:
Is your landlord always a fucking itiot?
zoton:
hang in there. You have to be an asshole to be a landlord. It's a prerequisite for enrolling in the landlord training program.

2 summer courses I never regretted taking were basic plumbing and locksmiths. Not only because I've needed them ever since but because you can make money off your landlord with them.

As for the bills and being broke, welcome to the club....

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