A Birthday Song to Me From Me
(Sing to the tune of The Birthday Song)
Happy birthday to me,
My clothes smell like pee,
Not because I got too drunk,
Can't control my body,
Functions that is!!!! (like "And many mooooore!)
O.K., here is the one you would sing to me, if you should be here on my sh*%ty birthday,
The Birthday Song (Crappy Birthday Remix)
Happy birthday to you,
You're covered in poo,
Cause you sleep with the monkeys,
In the damn dirty zoo,
But you're not druuuunk!!
Yea, so this is what I'm doing with my birthday. Man, life is a real lemmon. I'm gonna not update this for like a week. I just want it to sit here and rot until it smells like my crappy life does. If I believed in using those little faces, which I don't, I would use a couple of the angry ones followed by some of the puking ones. Please feel free to visualize.
(Sing to the tune of The Birthday Song)
Happy birthday to me,
My clothes smell like pee,
Not because I got too drunk,
Can't control my body,
Functions that is!!!! (like "And many mooooore!)
O.K., here is the one you would sing to me, if you should be here on my sh*%ty birthday,
The Birthday Song (Crappy Birthday Remix)
Happy birthday to you,
You're covered in poo,
Cause you sleep with the monkeys,
In the damn dirty zoo,
But you're not druuuunk!!
Yea, so this is what I'm doing with my birthday. Man, life is a real lemmon. I'm gonna not update this for like a week. I just want it to sit here and rot until it smells like my crappy life does. If I believed in using those little faces, which I don't, I would use a couple of the angry ones followed by some of the puking ones. Please feel free to visualize.
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