went to visit my cousin today because tomorrow is her birthday, and she's moving to somewhere near calgary next week. had a pretty good time, birthday cake was served. mocking of other relatives took place.
the drive home was where things got interesting. my parents who also showed up, left about 10 minutes before me, and the roads were pretty shitty after another afternoon of snow dump. so about half way home i see this car pulled off to the side of the road. it was kind of dark so i drove by slowly then doubled back after realizing it was them. turns out my old man clocked a deer, or i guess the deer clocked them. it pretty much crunched the entire front end of the car, and then scampered off into the woods. no one was hurt, but some fur needs to be removed from around the headlights.
the drive home was where things got interesting. my parents who also showed up, left about 10 minutes before me, and the roads were pretty shitty after another afternoon of snow dump. so about half way home i see this car pulled off to the side of the road. it was kind of dark so i drove by slowly then doubled back after realizing it was them. turns out my old man clocked a deer, or i guess the deer clocked them. it pretty much crunched the entire front end of the car, and then scampered off into the woods. no one was hurt, but some fur needs to be removed from around the headlights.
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guy we used to work with is a vegetarian but his dad is a big hunter type and would always give him fresh venison sausage and deer jerky from his kills, we think just to give mitch shit about being a vegetarian (dad was a grade-a redneck). so mitch just brought it up to the office and handed it out. this happened every year, it was practically a tradition.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3906/index.html
scroll down to "news in brief" and look for this headline:
Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever