kolic

Ya want to know something sad? Up until last night...or rather this morning...I had never been past state lines. I'd had friends say that one night they'd take me out past the state line, but none ever actually did it.
At about midnite, we decided to drive on some back roads to purposely get lost. We did that for about an hour and had alot of fun, but then we dedided to actually go past state lines and look for porn. We drove about 2 hours to get there, visited two states (Missouri, Kansas, and Oklahoma share corner is no more than 15 miles or so from town to town) I kissed my gf under each of the state lines...and under one of them, I kissed her, her roomate, and her roomate's gay cousin (to make the latter two feel better, lol)...We found a "FAG" sign (some business conglomerate) so he and I went and kissed and danced under that...
We didn't find porn though. We probably could've if we had gone further in state, but didn't want to risk that much gas. We even tried 411 and I asked several gas station attendants.
To sum things up: We went driving to get lost, wound up in Kansas and Missouri, kissed under a FAG, and failed to find the porn we wanted.
Even though I didn't get home 'til 6:30 am, I probably had more fun than I've ever had and I realized how much my friends must actually care about me.