koko

Well hello 2011. Let's hope you're more fun than your cousin, 2010.

My new years wasnt so brilliant. I think I saw in 2011 by vomiting on a plastic plant in a bar. I started out with having 2 vodkas at my friends flat. We went into town, got to a bar and I had a shot of jager. We danced for a while and I had a couple of glasses of water. I got myself a vodka and lemonade and put it on our private table next to my coat while my friend dragged me onto the dancefloor for a while. After dancing, I made the fatal mistake of going back to our table and having half of that drink. 10 minutes later, I vomited and then collapsed. The only thing I remember is being sick...then I wake up in my friends bed at about 10am on January 1st. I was told that paramedics were called and they looked after me. The bar just wanted to throw me out as they thought I was just far too drunk.

Hmmm....

Thanks to the asshole that spiked my drink and ruined my night. I hope your balls fall off this year. Prick.