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now...I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's real because it can go either way. if the guy who came up with this stuff is for real...it's pretty funny no matter how you take it.




star wars is satan's tools

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood -Revelations 6:12


Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

In this Final Episode of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satans dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith the truth of JESUS.

Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will beam up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!

And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great. -Revelations 16:18

When you stand before Jesus throne what will you say you believe in the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force? Science fiction fans repent. Your very eternal SOUL depends on your answer.

Need more evidence? Accept JESUS as your Star Guide by seeing the Morality Players perform the works of JACK CHICK on August 19-21 2005 The only entertainment in Hollywood that saves your eternal soul Guaranteed!



the t-shirts look pretty cool though..in a campy sort of way. it almost has that "jesus is your hombre" t-shirt feel to it....which I think is a better message.



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oprah, friend or satan's phropet?

"She has an award winning show that is viewed by millions daily who hang on her every word and eagerly accept her opinions as gospel truth. Her deception is not overt evil that is easily recognized. She is being used by Satan and probably doesn't even know it herself ".



Religious fanatics just have way too much time on their hands ...they are the type of people who claim to see UFOS and swear that certain people are actually aliens. Honestly, I'd soon respect the UFO fanatics more than these religious people who, for i.e., point their fingers at Oprah and scream....."the DEVIL!"

at least with "calling aliens," there's a respect that there is intelligent life form more advanced than humans. With "calling Satan," there's an elitist divine prejudice justified by ones own belief in GOD and that's just bullcrap...Besides, the universe is a whole lot larger than the depths of hell. We've all seen the universe and no one has yet to see hell, no matter how far they dig into the Earth. I guess you need to be a person of great faith to believe in hell...or atleast have one great imagination.

but whatever..........religious people aren't that bad......it's just that really small group of people who don't have anything better to do than to tell other people what to do........which is why none of these people have real jobs!


^^^
hmmm...I wonder if that boba fett is ungeeky underneath her costume....

funny star wars costumes!

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