so Saturday was the longest saturday ever! It was my brother's shotgun wedding in Vegas........*yeehaw!*
The wedding itself was awesome and much classier than the stereotypical elvis wedding. It was held at the Mandalay Bay which pretty much raised the level of classiness with it's golden window hotel rooms. However, this is all like an appetizer to the real wedding where there will be more than just the 15 people we had at the vegas ceremony. The reason why is because my sister-in-law is filipina and when you become family with one...you become family with the whole island! The next ceremony is something I can't wait for because Filipino's really know how to throw a party ....I hear stories from my brother telling me he seen 70 year old grandparents swing dancing at all the filipino weddings he's been to. that is something I'd like to experience myself....
As for the night b4 the big day.....it was pretty crazy. After having dinner at the crappiest buffet in all of vegas, excalibutt....we took my brother out to this co-ed fleshmarket called "olympic gardens."
This is the first time I ever went to a strip club sober...and this was only my 2nd time overall. I don't know, if it could be because I was sober or that I didn't like how the women would pick dollars up off the floor....or that these hard working people needed to fake interest in drunk suckers in order to make a buck.......whatever, all I know was that I wasn't having that much fun..even after 3 dirty martini's, 2 shots of girly lemon drops, and 2 shots of jack I guess I just wasn't a drunk enough sucker.... to get loose. shame on me.....
on a side note, funny how the hottest woman in there was our waitress......
however, it wasn't for me that I was there...it was for my brother who's seen it all and done it all b4......So me and his friends found ourselves asking about "what do we do to him while we were there?" B4 going to that place, we were thinking about getting him a hot transvesite for a stripper or some kinky midgets....but naw, we actaully found a cool deal where we pay the MC of "Olympic Gardens" a 100 bucks to have 3 strippers dance on him for a whole song and on stage....as the MC degrades him with juicy true stories we would tell him. it was great....and my brother had a lot of fun and that is what counts. But, for some reason I could not watch him get a lap dance...because it's just weird. it's like watching my parents kissing each other passionately....and I don't need to see that kind of stuff.
then after my bro's closest thing to a 3some, we met up with the girls who were doing their own thing with the bride 2 be.....combining the group to 14 people....who all went looking for a taxi. However, instead of a taxi...we found a nice long limo for 55 bucks a ride. Man, I felt so sorry for the limo driver for agreeing to carry 14 drunk ass bastards in her limo.....everyone was so belligerent and loud inside, people outside the car and on the streets can hear the girls scream about how they were all Leo's. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - girls :rolleyes:
then after bar hopping, we went ny ny to meet up with a cousin where I ditched the crew around 3 am and came back to my ghettolot to pass out.
man...what a long weekend...and now I'm stuck with rushing my final projects for tommorrow. I nearly cute my fingers off with my exacto blade while flush mounting my crap.....
The wedding itself was awesome and much classier than the stereotypical elvis wedding. It was held at the Mandalay Bay which pretty much raised the level of classiness with it's golden window hotel rooms. However, this is all like an appetizer to the real wedding where there will be more than just the 15 people we had at the vegas ceremony. The reason why is because my sister-in-law is filipina and when you become family with one...you become family with the whole island! The next ceremony is something I can't wait for because Filipino's really know how to throw a party ....I hear stories from my brother telling me he seen 70 year old grandparents swing dancing at all the filipino weddings he's been to. that is something I'd like to experience myself....
As for the night b4 the big day.....it was pretty crazy. After having dinner at the crappiest buffet in all of vegas, excalibutt....we took my brother out to this co-ed fleshmarket called "olympic gardens."
This is the first time I ever went to a strip club sober...and this was only my 2nd time overall. I don't know, if it could be because I was sober or that I didn't like how the women would pick dollars up off the floor....or that these hard working people needed to fake interest in drunk suckers in order to make a buck.......whatever, all I know was that I wasn't having that much fun..even after 3 dirty martini's, 2 shots of girly lemon drops, and 2 shots of jack I guess I just wasn't a drunk enough sucker.... to get loose. shame on me.....
on a side note, funny how the hottest woman in there was our waitress......
however, it wasn't for me that I was there...it was for my brother who's seen it all and done it all b4......So me and his friends found ourselves asking about "what do we do to him while we were there?" B4 going to that place, we were thinking about getting him a hot transvesite for a stripper or some kinky midgets....but naw, we actaully found a cool deal where we pay the MC of "Olympic Gardens" a 100 bucks to have 3 strippers dance on him for a whole song and on stage....as the MC degrades him with juicy true stories we would tell him. it was great....and my brother had a lot of fun and that is what counts. But, for some reason I could not watch him get a lap dance...because it's just weird. it's like watching my parents kissing each other passionately....and I don't need to see that kind of stuff.
then after my bro's closest thing to a 3some, we met up with the girls who were doing their own thing with the bride 2 be.....combining the group to 14 people....who all went looking for a taxi. However, instead of a taxi...we found a nice long limo for 55 bucks a ride. Man, I felt so sorry for the limo driver for agreeing to carry 14 drunk ass bastards in her limo.....everyone was so belligerent and loud inside, people outside the car and on the streets can hear the girls scream about how they were all Leo's. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - girls :rolleyes:
then after bar hopping, we went ny ny to meet up with a cousin where I ditched the crew around 3 am and came back to my ghettolot to pass out.
man...what a long weekend...and now I'm stuck with rushing my final projects for tommorrow. I nearly cute my fingers off with my exacto blade while flush mounting my crap.....
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foxee:
hahaha!!! its okay my dear!! thank u so much! 
reverendbenzo:
I've grown tired of stripclubs. Probably because I went so much long time ago. A friend of mine goes ALL of the time. He won't admit it but I think that he thinks these girls are actually interested in him. I was never under that false assumption. I keep trying to tell him that they are nice so you'll shell out the $. I respect exotic dancers. They work very hard (as you said) and I think they should take the guys for every dolar they have. Lord knows they got plenty of my money. 