i guarantee you all, this wasn't worth the wait:
*i need input on an experiment i an currently conducting.
i am letting a cup of rice that i cooked in my rice cooker over 3 weeks ago grow mold. it's already all fuzzy and white and brown and black. my theory is that if i let the mold cultivate enough, it will eventually consume all of the rice in the pot, and when the mold no longer has anything to feed on, it too will perish and die. and, theoretically, dissapear. so that i don't have to clean it.
*stumbling home from the bars last night (i adore living 4 blocks from where the action is), i almost got in a fight with a homeless person.
standing at a corner, waiting for the green light to go to red, he asked me if i had any money (i did). i told him that i didn't (i don't ever give money to homeless people). he said that i'd been drinking, so i must have something. i told him i had a credit card, and he says 'OK, i'll take that'.
so i took my credit card out of my wallet and held it out in front of me and told him to take it. we locked eyes for a few seconds, and then he muttered something and walked back off into the night. my friends and i had a good laugh about it
*i beat 'half life 2' in less than 72 hours. best 50 dollars i've spent on entertainment all year
*today, for the first time since i was in middle school, i am going mini-golfing. wish me luck; loser buys beer tonight!
*i need input on an experiment i an currently conducting.
i am letting a cup of rice that i cooked in my rice cooker over 3 weeks ago grow mold. it's already all fuzzy and white and brown and black. my theory is that if i let the mold cultivate enough, it will eventually consume all of the rice in the pot, and when the mold no longer has anything to feed on, it too will perish and die. and, theoretically, dissapear. so that i don't have to clean it.
*stumbling home from the bars last night (i adore living 4 blocks from where the action is), i almost got in a fight with a homeless person.
standing at a corner, waiting for the green light to go to red, he asked me if i had any money (i did). i told him that i didn't (i don't ever give money to homeless people). he said that i'd been drinking, so i must have something. i told him i had a credit card, and he says 'OK, i'll take that'.
so i took my credit card out of my wallet and held it out in front of me and told him to take it. we locked eyes for a few seconds, and then he muttered something and walked back off into the night. my friends and i had a good laugh about it
*i beat 'half life 2' in less than 72 hours. best 50 dollars i've spent on entertainment all year
*today, for the first time since i was in middle school, i am going mini-golfing. wish me luck; loser buys beer tonight!
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