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Thursday Oct 07, 2004

Oct 7, 2004
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earlier today, for the 3rd time in under two weeks, a total stranger wandered into my apartment.

you see, this unit was once the office when this place was a hotel in the 1950's and 1960's. even though i have scrawled 'NOT THE' to the left of where it says 'OFFICE' on my mailbox, some people still don't get the hint. anyway some glass was broken someplace in the complex, and he needed to know where to go to fix it. i told him i couldn't help him, and he looked at me like i was the asshole. o_o

it was neat this one time last week, however. i'm sitting here, internoodling around, when my door opens and this cute girl, roughly my age, walks in and asks if this was the leasing office. i politely told her that it was my apartment, to which she went 'OHMYGODIMSOSORRY *titter* *snort*', and then left. i think some porn movies have begun under those circumstances.

have you ever had welsh rabbit? it is really delicious.

i can't wait to see this. or this.

or to play this.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
aaardvark:
Ha ha, thanks, but I'm having a hard time keeping up with them all. I'm getting flustered and then I can't remember anything. BASTARDS!
Oct 7, 2004
erica:
Because I decided to move about a week and a half ago. I was supposed to move on the 22 of October but decided for this weekend instead because of the Holiday on Monday.

Plus, I am lazy.
Oct 8, 2004

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