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the cold, white underbelly of america has been slashed wide open, and its guts are lying all over the side of the road. first, all anybody talked about was the water damage. then, the focus turned to the search and rescue efforts, and to the potential loss of life. now, it's the madness. the total looting of downtown new orleans, the beatings and rapes in...
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finding fuck buddies is easy when you're a hot guy. i wanna do that tonight.

xoxo
beau

joe jackson - 'steppin out'
billy joel - 'it's still rock and roll to me'
kim carnes - 'bette davis eyes'
hall and oates - 'i can't go for that'
shania twain - 'that don't impress me much'
the ramones - 'i remember you'

those are the songs that eric, ayn and i sang at karaoke tonight!

sunnyisinsane: would you let an ugly penguin give you a blow job
rallimontecarlo: only if she were wearing a brown hat that i could pull over her face

(phone rings)

ME: hey, eric
ERIC: hey
ME: what's going on?
ERIC: nothing, my lab's taking a break. how is the 'lost'?
ME: oh man, it sucked. the one at 9 was on, but the one at 10 was pre-empted by some live special on ABC about katrina
ERIC: who's katrina?
ME: *indignant silence*

you know how sometimes, when a person is convicted of a DUI, the judge will order them to have one of those breathalyzers installed in the glove compartment of their car, which is wired into the vehicle's ignition system, which in turn won't allow it to be started unless the convicted person blows a .0 BAV?

i need one of those for my computer

.daed saw i hsiw i

i wish i was dead

it's been one of those (FILL IN THE BLANK).

A) days
B) weeks
C) months
D) years

i'm on my way to a baseball game. ciao!