kobeyk

ok, that's it. i need to get fucking laid. It's literally been like a year! NOT OK!!! And no, i don't wanna hear "aawww I'm sorry Kobes". All I wanna hear is "ok, when you're in Cali, I'll fuck your brains out" or "oh, I also happen to be horny as hell, let's have sexual intercourse soon and often please." Oh, and I also don't wanna hear "If I was closer, I'd totally do you" because that just doesn't help and makes me pissed off that nobody has invented the teleporter yet.

*End Sexually Frustrated Rant*