knives2meatyou

I am disappointed that these guys aren't drinking Moosehead.

"But Knives" (one might inquire), "Doesn't that sound kind of, like, cannibalism?"

"No, rapt inquisitor," I would respond, "We are prefectly comfortable drinking St. Pauli Girl, are we not? (assuming you don't mind how it tastes)." Although, to be honest, wouldn't we all rather be eating St. Pauli Girl? Though I digress.

And, and one other thing