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knifemonkey

West Chicago, IL

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Who? the knifemonkey
What? It's my birthday today
Where? In Los Angeles, CA
When? From two hours ago to 22 hours from now
Why? My mother and father decided not to use protection 23 years ago
How? *shudder* Wait... What was the 'how' directed towards?

Mornin', folks. That's right: today is the 23rd celebration of my birth. And what a day it will be! There's... Um... Well, no party planned and I don't really know anyone out here except for my grandmother whom I'm taking care of... So probably no gifts... Hmmm... I think I'll just take my grandmother to Coldstone or something. Should be a gas.

Cheers.



rock hard. live harder. o_O
vivid:
I love Twitter now. Love it. Im posting all the time.
Its such a voyeur peek into people's lives!

Aside from Bonobo, how about Boom Bip, Buck 65, DJ Krush, and CocoRosie?
All varied, but you might find something you like in the mix.

Im currently listening to Noir Desir, myself.
Mar 30, 2009

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