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Jesus Christ, Christmas is weird. The world around me freaks me out more and more every single day. It will be so nice when I am finally wrapped in the cozy warm blanket of insanity. Then I can finally sit on my front stoop naked except for the thick coating of peanut butter screaming the lyrics to all my favorite Yusuf Islam songs without caring what my neighbors think. "And if you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are..." Ahhh....

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