Wednesday Feb 09, 2005

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i had the greatest dream last night

basically, me and this girl are watching TV, and we see my ex (#32, the one who pretended to be in love with me when in actuality she was married and trying to frame dude for abuse) getting rescued from her home on Jerry Springer.

so I go see her, with said girl (i won't say who the girl is)

I walk in, and she says "oh my god. . .i can't beleive you came to visit me. do you forgive me? I'm really sorry I lead you on like that. so sorry. i really did love you, i still do."

I tell her she'll never be forgiven, make several derogatory comments about her weight and then proceed to make out with said girl right in front of her.
my ex can't stop crying, i can hear her, but don't really notice.

. . .then out of the corner of my eye i notice she isn't moving

it turns out she's pulled the cord from hr life support machine out of it's socket and died.


gee, what's this dream mean??? biggrin
(other than "you're an asshole")

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secretdirtbag:
How did you get there so quickly? It's like in that Popeye cartoon where he is making burgers, and he is talking to Wimpy on the phone, and Wimpy says to Popeye that he'll be right over. As Popeye is hanging up the phone, there is a knock at the door, and it's Wimpy.

Strange how impossible this concept was at the time the cartoon was made, but with the widespread availability of cellphones, someone could be on your porch (or stoop) and create the same effect. I will always prefer to imagine the events from the perspective ot the Popeye era.
zombievengence:
take it easy man, don't get too wound up.

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