this is my idea for the sequel to Transformers 2007
Transformers 2: TransForMerica
the Autobots and Decepticons are about to have thier final battle
all of a sudden, Megan Fox's character runs out
"wait, wait, stop, i have something to tell you"
Shia Lebeuf's character asks "what is it?"
Megan says "I was born a man"
Shia Lebeufs character has a flashback of. . .whatever cheesy love scene they had in the first movie
then, he asks Bumblebee to step on him immediately
Bumblebee won't do it
Megatron does it instead
Prime says "thank fuck. that kids was fucking annoying. hey, let's take over the earth together!"
end of film
Transformers 2: TransForMerica
the Autobots and Decepticons are about to have thier final battle
all of a sudden, Megan Fox's character runs out
"wait, wait, stop, i have something to tell you"
Shia Lebeuf's character asks "what is it?"
Megan says "I was born a man"
Shia Lebeufs character has a flashback of. . .whatever cheesy love scene they had in the first movie
then, he asks Bumblebee to step on him immediately
Bumblebee won't do it
Megatron does it instead
Prime says "thank fuck. that kids was fucking annoying. hey, let's take over the earth together!"
end of film
then she'll drop her pants
oh. and when Shia has the flashback, you hear the CRYING GAME SONG