okay. . . .okay. . . .but now. . . NOW
Dir en grey are supposedly going to be on South By South West. . .AND this other huge tour with the Deftones on it
Dir en grey probably aren't really on the "tour to show everyone how much better the Deftones and Pelican are than everyone else in the world" (also known as Taste of Chaos. . . . . .how the fuck did Pelican get on that tour?? Taste of Chaos kids will NOT get Pelican. . .I gaurantee you this. . . .it's gonna go over thier heads. . . . ANYTHING with no words is gonna go over thier heads. . . . these kids still like Linkin Park. . . . .
.dammit, I missed them when they toured with a good band, now I'm gonna have to sit through fucking Yellowcard to see them and the Deftones play?? I bet you Europe gets something too good to be true, like Deftones, Converge, Pelican and Mastodon on the same damn tour. What's more, now the over 21 crowd is gonna fell all conflicted, because you know they were just gonna show up as late as possible so as to ONLY catch the Deftones. . ..now you go and stick a GOOD band in the middle of all that shit? [well actually, I still like Thursday too]). . . . .which is ironic. . .becasue all the kids that would like Dir en grey are going to the Taste of Chaos tour. . .everyone at SXSW is going to throw shit. I hope someone gets it on video. I can see it now.
"everyone, straight from Japan, welcome DIR EN GREY"
*DEG walk on stage*
some hipster yells "EWWWWWWWWWWWW, MUDVAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*crowd pelts them with bottles*
*whole band runs, except for Kyo, who begins catching them in his mouth*
oh wait. . . . . .but you know some vis kei kids are gonna hear about that and try and go
which means
HIPSTERS AND OTAKU SHALL COLLIDE!!!!!