Quick thoughts before story time:
I don't like my co-worker. I think perhaps she might "fall" into the oven. When the police ask I'll just say we were playing Hansel and Gretel and it was her turn to be the witch. They'll buy it I'm sure.
If you say "holla atcha boi/girl", I will personally crawl through my computer, through the line, into yours, and smack the living shit out of you.
I had 3 people while I was handing out candy at my work for Halloween tell me I look like the guy from Heroes. I fucking rule, and I can stop time merely by making a face that looks like i'm pooping. Watch the show and you'll understand.
Pulling an 80+ hour week of work(s) this week. Yet I'm still staying up all night. I'm a moron.
I need to stop buying books, or stop reading them so damn fast.
This networking/dating site I'm looking at has 2.925 questions to help match you up with others. If I find someone with 90% or more of the same answers, I better damn well be marrying them.
I think my ex's new boyfriend came into my work tongiht. I've never met the guy but I've seen pictures. He was all giving me that measuring you up kinda look, and then bought a heart shaped cookie. After he left I went to the store to grab smokes, and magically as I was walking out, he was walking in. I swear, if it was him, he needs to grow the hell up. If it wasn't him, I really need for my new glasses to get here.
So I've decided my life as it is now is boring as hell. So keeping that in mind, I've decided to share stories back from when I was fun and exciting, and claim them to be recent and fresh!
So umm yeah, just the OTHER day, I was with my friend, his gf, and my gf driving around. Now I love harassing my friends girlfriend for being Chinese. Don't ask why, it just entertains me. So anyways, I'm all poking fun at her saying "Oh look at me, me love you long time, I'm Chinese" in my best asian impression. I also decide to make the slanty eyes, you know the ones where you pull on the sides of your eyes to make them all asian looking. Suddenly, I have 3 people staring at me, silently, until my girlfriend says to me "Umm hey Matt, you're asian, you don't need to do the whole slantey eyed thing because they are already slanted"... So yeah, every once in a while (read all the time) I just forget I'm asian. I was adopted, raised in a white neighborhood, and was the only asian in most of my schools, so I guess it just slips my mind. Doh.
I don't like my co-worker. I think perhaps she might "fall" into the oven. When the police ask I'll just say we were playing Hansel and Gretel and it was her turn to be the witch. They'll buy it I'm sure.
If you say "holla atcha boi/girl", I will personally crawl through my computer, through the line, into yours, and smack the living shit out of you.
I had 3 people while I was handing out candy at my work for Halloween tell me I look like the guy from Heroes. I fucking rule, and I can stop time merely by making a face that looks like i'm pooping. Watch the show and you'll understand.
Pulling an 80+ hour week of work(s) this week. Yet I'm still staying up all night. I'm a moron.
I need to stop buying books, or stop reading them so damn fast.
This networking/dating site I'm looking at has 2.925 questions to help match you up with others. If I find someone with 90% or more of the same answers, I better damn well be marrying them.
I think my ex's new boyfriend came into my work tongiht. I've never met the guy but I've seen pictures. He was all giving me that measuring you up kinda look, and then bought a heart shaped cookie. After he left I went to the store to grab smokes, and magically as I was walking out, he was walking in. I swear, if it was him, he needs to grow the hell up. If it wasn't him, I really need for my new glasses to get here.
So I've decided my life as it is now is boring as hell. So keeping that in mind, I've decided to share stories back from when I was fun and exciting, and claim them to be recent and fresh!
So umm yeah, just the OTHER day, I was with my friend, his gf, and my gf driving around. Now I love harassing my friends girlfriend for being Chinese. Don't ask why, it just entertains me. So anyways, I'm all poking fun at her saying "Oh look at me, me love you long time, I'm Chinese" in my best asian impression. I also decide to make the slanty eyes, you know the ones where you pull on the sides of your eyes to make them all asian looking. Suddenly, I have 3 people staring at me, silently, until my girlfriend says to me "Umm hey Matt, you're asian, you don't need to do the whole slantey eyed thing because they are already slanted"... So yeah, every once in a while (read all the time) I just forget I'm asian. I was adopted, raised in a white neighborhood, and was the only asian in most of my schools, so I guess it just slips my mind. Doh.
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What's up with that?
I'm 1/4 asian and I forget all the time
You're right, if this doesn't start working it'self out, I'm using the spray on hair