Sometimes you just run out of things to say. When that happens, you can always fall back on religion and politics. Thankfully, I rarely run out of things to say.
-Whoever came up with the idea of placing fabric softener sheets over toilet paper tubes to filter out cigarette/pot smoke is a genius. Hats off the them.
-Still looking for a job. It's a tossup...
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-Whoever came up with the idea of placing fabric softener sheets over toilet paper tubes to filter out cigarette/pot smoke is a genius. Hats off the them.
-Still looking for a job. It's a tossup...
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skywisdom:
I'm vegetarian.
skywisdom:
Hunt the bastard down and take your systems back!
Blah. Okay sorry, I've been gone. Like crazy gone. No literally, crazy gone. At the moment I am quite screwed. Lost every one of my jobs, cant find a new one. Car is still broke, have no phone, and 3 dollars to my name. What fun huh. Yeah so if anyone in Michigan knows of a job fast, tell me!
Anyways, now that's out of...
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Anyways, now that's out of...
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skywisdom:
Hahah, no, I know, it sounds way more bitter than I actually am. It's more, frustrated. That was really just an exaggeration of how I was feeling at the time.
Hi
I like the idea of an alter ego that gets laid all the time. you would totally wake up in bed with really hot women and be like, "hey...you..."
hilarious.
Hi
I like the idea of an alter ego that gets laid all the time. you would totally wake up in bed with really hot women and be like, "hey...you..."
hilarious.
asinforhim:
face the day already feeling sick? Hm.. dunno... Tell me if it works! hehe
Sorry for your jobs... Hope you find a new one asap!
Sorry for your jobs... Hope you find a new one asap!
I'd consider turning to a life of crime since it seems easy. If I ever get caught I could just pick some other asian guy and be like "It was him! You know all us asians look alike!"
Damn! I can't be an asian 'crime girl'... could be easier! It's so expensive being a psychologist...
All right new blog time. I know you all just wait breathlessly in the shadows, hoping and praying for this moment! Well congratulations, all that time waiting was worth it, because here it is!
Damn...after that intro I don't feel like writing any more. Hmmm
- Got fired from 2 of my jobs this week for not going in. Oddly enough they hired me back...
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Damn...after that intro I don't feel like writing any more. Hmmm
- Got fired from 2 of my jobs this week for not going in. Oddly enough they hired me back...
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phunkybrewster:
how are you? i want to come visit your bakery.
skywisdom:
You don't blog.
Okay lets see if I can finish this while at work before my boss gets back! Ready, set, goooooo!
Starting things off, I'm apparently crazy and suicidal. Yeah, one bad day where you don't go in to work and sit outside all day in the pouring rain (I had an umbrella), and people automatically think you're nuts. Hrmm, I didn't sleep for 3 days either...
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Starting things off, I'm apparently crazy and suicidal. Yeah, one bad day where you don't go in to work and sit outside all day in the pouring rain (I had an umbrella), and people automatically think you're nuts. Hrmm, I didn't sleep for 3 days either...
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trilobitten:
for all the #$%&#$#* who say they wish it would snow where they are, don't have them come to michigan. go visit them. pack the cooler with snowballs. then you get to throw snowballs at their heads, and you get a trip to a nice warm place. also, take me along. i need some warm weather. i'll bring a cooler too. there will be twice as much snowball to head action. everybody wins.
beledi:
I'm having a bit of the insomnia at the moment...here's hoping I won't sit outside for 3 hours. Mostly 'cause it's snowy and cold here...
It makes me pretty mad when people raid the free candy dish. Seriously, there are other people that desire free candy, like me.
It makes me pretty mad when people raid the free candy dish. Seriously, there are other people that desire free candy, like me.
Been busy working 80+ hours a week, and at the minute I am actually out in New York celebrating Thanksgiving. But don't worry, I still have my sharp wit to write stupid blogs. So......
-Somehow I snuck not 1, but 2 lighters onto the plane from Michigan to New York. gg airline security
-Guitar Hero is fun. To bad I wil never get past the...
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-Somehow I snuck not 1, but 2 lighters onto the plane from Michigan to New York. gg airline security
-Guitar Hero is fun. To bad I wil never get past the...
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xmestupgirlx:
yuppers
Okay, lets start off with MySpace comments that make me giggle. Yes giggle. You have a problem with me giggling? Die.
BITCHEZ BANG
RED REAL NIGGAZ BANG BLUE
I BANG ANY BITCH
THAT FUCKS WIT U
SEND THIS 2 ALL THA REAL HOMMIES THAT U KNO WILL ALWAYZ B THERE 4 U WHEN U NEED EM
UR ENEMY STABS U IN DA FRONT......
UR FRIEND...
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BITCHEZ BANG
RED REAL NIGGAZ BANG BLUE
I BANG ANY BITCH
THAT FUCKS WIT U
SEND THIS 2 ALL THA REAL HOMMIES THAT U KNO WILL ALWAYZ B THERE 4 U WHEN U NEED EM
UR ENEMY STABS U IN DA FRONT......
UR FRIEND...
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myrtle1:
Psychatrists offices translates to lots of hot crazy girls...
and I must say, the crazy girls are always the hottest.
Trust me, I have more armpit hair than King Kong, I love it.
and I must say, the crazy girls are always the hottest.
Trust me, I have more armpit hair than King Kong, I love it.
skywisdom:
You should post more.
All right before we get into happy silly story mode, I'd like to tell a very sad story that just pulls at every heart string I possess.
On Wednesday I was in Royal Oak at my work, and I stepped out to have a cigarette. As I was outside I noticed a young girl, wearing only a hoody in the bitter cold, with her face...
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On Wednesday I was in Royal Oak at my work, and I stepped out to have a cigarette. As I was outside I noticed a young girl, wearing only a hoody in the bitter cold, with her face...
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trilobitten:
damn. i can't imagine being homeless up here. it gets so cold in the winter. 
hawksley:
i've been to royal oak. i kind of like it there.
and no, i'm not in jail. thank god!
damn the man, save the empire.
and no, i'm not in jail. thank god!
damn the man, save the empire.
So I make these posts and I wonder to myself...who am I doing this for. Do people actually read them and find themselves entertained? Bah who gives a fuck I entertain myself and that's what matters! 
Anways, here we goooo...
I've been sick for the past wee or so and had to call into work the past two. Problem is my cell phone was dead,...
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Anways, here we goooo...
I've been sick for the past wee or so and had to call into work the past two. Problem is my cell phone was dead,...
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boogerblood:
but i have no ride
nor do i have enough money for this mini trip
nor do i have enough money for this mini trip
boogerblood:
i dont think there is any SG from windsor.
i know acouple people who applied.
but thats all i ever heard about it.
i havnt really checked in on much
its just an idea as of right now.
i know acouple people who applied.
but thats all i ever heard about it.
i havnt really checked in on much
its just an idea as of right now.
Quick thoughts before story time:
I don't like my co-worker. I think perhaps she might "fall" into the oven. When the police ask I'll just say we were playing Hansel and Gretel and it was her turn to be the witch. They'll buy it I'm sure.
If you say "holla atcha boi/girl", I will personally crawl through my computer, through the line, into yours, and...
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I don't like my co-worker. I think perhaps she might "fall" into the oven. When the police ask I'll just say we were playing Hansel and Gretel and it was her turn to be the witch. They'll buy it I'm sure.
If you say "holla atcha boi/girl", I will personally crawl through my computer, through the line, into yours, and...
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skywisdom:
I don't get it. You get like a billion comments on each post, but you have only two friends listed?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
myrtle1:
Haha, I love that you forget you're asian.
I'm 1/4 asian and I forget all the time
You're right, if this doesn't start working it'self out, I'm using the spray on hair
, who cares if it takes away my reproductive abilities?
I'm 1/4 asian and I forget all the time
You're right, if this doesn't start working it'self out, I'm using the spray on hair
, who cares if it takes away my reproductive abilities?- I got new glasses today and getting contacts in a couple weeks. 350 bucks for glasses.
New plan: not get glasses, go on street corner, become blind beggar and make $$$ because people feel sorry for me.
- I had to leave work sick today, stomach was bad. Puking sucks. I think the worst part of puking is realizing afterwards that your head was...
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New plan: not get glasses, go on street corner, become blind beggar and make $$$ because people feel sorry for me.
- I had to leave work sick today, stomach was bad. Puking sucks. I think the worst part of puking is realizing afterwards that your head was...
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asinforhim:
hope so (about the princess thing)!
your new plans are fun... hehe...
But I don't think you should steal souls... Maybe you would regret to have stolen some of them...
your new plans are fun... hehe...
But I don't think you should steal souls... Maybe you would regret to have stolen some of them...
skywisdom:
My friends and I were laughing about how the indian dude's little map with tacks and yarn was like a ghetto version of Cerbero.
We are very nerdy.
We are very nerdy.
I want a fucking Mazda so I can drive around town going "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM". Admit it, that would be pimp.
I was invted to the Red Wings game last night but I couldn't go. Stupid work.
I just found out the girl I like has some major issues that I don't think I can handle. Kid and boyfriend were no problem, but these....ugh I...
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I was invted to the Red Wings game last night but I couldn't go. Stupid work.
I just found out the girl I like has some major issues that I don't think I can handle. Kid and boyfriend were no problem, but these....ugh I...
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myrtle1:
My word, I feel like after reading that I know you quite personally.
Psh, wild and unkept is hot, I'm an untamed woman!
Psh, wild and unkept is hot, I'm an untamed woman!
skywisdom:
Am I supposed to comment on each point?
Mypace is the devil as well as WOW. I think they are in league. Don't ask me how, I haven't formulated on a real theory as of yet. That's why I like SG: It's kidna like myspace, but beautiful naked women.
Ah, crushes on women who have boyfriends. It's classic and unavoidable. But kids? I can't even drink.
I think I could deal with patchouli; she's really really cute.
Mypace is the devil as well as WOW. I think they are in league. Don't ask me how, I haven't formulated on a real theory as of yet. That's why I like SG: It's kidna like myspace, but beautiful naked women.
Ah, crushes on women who have boyfriends. It's classic and unavoidable. But kids? I can't even drink.
I think I could deal with patchouli; she's really really cute.
Hooray it's the start of a whole new week! Awww damn wait never mind, that just means another week of the same mindless bullshit. Atleast Heroes is tomorrow, errr tonight.
On the plus side, I bought my plane tickets to New York, woot woot. I've decided that this will be my new tradition, going to New York on Thanksgiving.
It's been said that the harder...
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On the plus side, I bought my plane tickets to New York, woot woot. I've decided that this will be my new tradition, going to New York on Thanksgiving.
It's been said that the harder...
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vivid:
I stopped by to see you, but alas.. you were not there.