*two weeks until the semester ends. feelin good about my grade expectations.
*gonna see mindless self indulgence on mon. goin with billy ben and my friend harold. now's your chance to see a 6'4 tall gay black man lose control.
*i need a job. any connections for a brotha out there? i'm open to all kinds of employment. although smuggling exotic animals in my rectum is a no-go. ever try to grease up a south american condor?
*i've come to realize i'm a genuinely weird person, i get a hard on from reading quotes from ghostbusters, but i could give a fuck about most important social issues. i blame violent videogames.
* keep on partyin'
*gonna see mindless self indulgence on mon. goin with billy ben and my friend harold. now's your chance to see a 6'4 tall gay black man lose control.
*i need a job. any connections for a brotha out there? i'm open to all kinds of employment. although smuggling exotic animals in my rectum is a no-go. ever try to grease up a south american condor?
*i've come to realize i'm a genuinely weird person, i get a hard on from reading quotes from ghostbusters, but i could give a fuck about most important social issues. i blame violent videogames.
* keep on partyin'
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rustgiraffe:
i have considered it...something is amiss about this apartment complex.... 
susannahjoy:
my new job doesn't involve smuggling exotic animals, but i get still get to play with them! i want a bearded dragon!