today my brothers, has been an uneventful sunday, which can be a good thing i guess. my house is getting the gutters replaced and the two guys doing it are white gentlemen covered in prison tattoos and one even has a bushy mustache! i've been eavesdropping on their fascinating conversations, and so far i've heard the phrases " you gotta watch your cubby hole, homeboy", "it's hard to believe he's gone, shit ya just don't turn to heroin like that..", and my personnal favorite "....so he was banging her on the table and, homeboy, my peepee was gettin hard." so yes these warrior poets are truely indeed america's backbone.
in other boredom driven news, i threw a piece of lint at my cat and she ate it, this intrigued me. thus my next step was i caught some sort of cricket lookin bug, tossed it in her direction and she engulfed the poor sap whole.......i must now find more worthy sacrifices for my cat or surely she will destroy us all....so if anyone has a human child they have just lying around feel free to send it over, it's for the greater good i assure you
....i guess lonliness does bring about insanity, oh well, hope everyone's doing well
klonopin chugger thinking hollywood should make more movies about arm wrestling since 81'
in other boredom driven news, i threw a piece of lint at my cat and she ate it, this intrigued me. thus my next step was i caught some sort of cricket lookin bug, tossed it in her direction and she engulfed the poor sap whole.......i must now find more worthy sacrifices for my cat or surely she will destroy us all....so if anyone has a human child they have just lying around feel free to send it over, it's for the greater good i assure you
....i guess lonliness does bring about insanity, oh well, hope everyone's doing well
klonopin chugger thinking hollywood should make more movies about arm wrestling since 81'
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the cat thing reminds me of my friend Dylan who was telling me about this time he pleasured himself and was lying there resting and when he got around to cleaning it up, his cat was in the middle of licking the little spot clean. I cracked up for like 3 weeks, especially when i saw his cat after he told me that.
dont tell me things like that, thats freaky. And one reason why I hate clowns.