ceremony p 2
Days 2&3 - Saturday and Sunday
before bed, em was going crazy, all fucked up and irrationally-yet-predictably stressed out about the impending ceremony. at one point i saw brad put a xanax in her mouth, a move that looked like it had been well-rehearsed. the morning after, there was no mention of the neuroticism and near-psychosis of the night before. the bridesmaids...
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Days 2&3 - Saturday and Sunday
before bed, em was going crazy, all fucked up and irrationally-yet-predictably stressed out about the impending ceremony. at one point i saw brad put a xanax in her mouth, a move that looked like it had been well-rehearsed. the morning after, there was no mention of the neuroticism and near-psychosis of the night before. the bridesmaids...
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ceremony the first
Day 1 - it was friday; shave day.
tomorrow would be brad's wedding day.
as it was my first official ceremony, of course i needed a superior shave, so i loaded new blades in my double and single edge razors.
it took a while to learn, but i know how to shave.
we all make mistakes. i loaded the single edge blade...
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Day 1 - it was friday; shave day.
tomorrow would be brad's wedding day.
as it was my first official ceremony, of course i needed a superior shave, so i loaded new blades in my double and single edge razors.
it took a while to learn, but i know how to shave.
we all make mistakes. i loaded the single edge blade...
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lillyjax:
I'm glad Amber will have an experienced reverend. Hopefully you'll figure out how the fuck to shave for that day...
kloiterra:
i guess we'll just have to wait and see.
impromptu poem via fb messages 
may 26 2011
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pnw bound
last time someone told me you were moving to washington
i was seriously shitfaced,
wandering the streets of new orleans
and i cried like a little bitch.
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and now something you'll really like:
i performed my first wedding ceremony last weekend
story coming soon
may 26 2011
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pnw bound
last time someone told me you were moving to washington
i was seriously shitfaced,
wandering the streets of new orleans
and i cried like a little bitch.
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and now something you'll really like:
i performed my first wedding ceremony last weekend
story coming soon
aftermath, day 3
over the last year and a half, i've done a lot of complaining to a lot of people. i've said since day one that there didn't seem to be much passion. she came on strong at first, and i felt smothered; she questioned my fidelity and had trust and jealousy issues, especially when it came to my female friends, so to avoid...
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over the last year and a half, i've done a lot of complaining to a lot of people. i've said since day one that there didn't seem to be much passion. she came on strong at first, and i felt smothered; she questioned my fidelity and had trust and jealousy issues, especially when it came to my female friends, so to avoid...
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lillyjax:
There was a reason you did this to me and it was this same scenario, if I recall correctly. Let time heal the wounds and see if the situation changes once the stress of school ends. You'll be fine (and you know it) but focus on what you've set out to do in the first place.
it's not my tears that make me want to be and stay alone,
and i'd rather die that way than break another heart.
and i'd rather die that way than break another heart.
god damn this summer, and
customers. maybe people in general, but specifically some of my daily restaurant customers.
i'ts bad enough to be awake on purpose at 4am every morning,
"motherfucker deserves to eat spit," i grumble to the dishwasher as i prepare the picky-bastard-who-came-in-five-minutes-till-close's breakfast order, "but they ain't getting it from me today."
fact: in the seven years i've been cooking professionally, i've...
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customers. maybe people in general, but specifically some of my daily restaurant customers.
i'ts bad enough to be awake on purpose at 4am every morning,
"motherfucker deserves to eat spit," i grumble to the dishwasher as i prepare the picky-bastard-who-came-in-five-minutes-till-close's breakfast order, "but they ain't getting it from me today."
fact: in the seven years i've been cooking professionally, i've...
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ween and primus will be there on the first of two days,
and i know lupita would love to see cage the elephant on the second day,
but $90 a day to hang out with festival folk
in the dead of kansas summer
at the speedway of all places?
ween and primus...ween and primus...ween and primus...
and eminem, sts9, muse, flaming lips, ok go, flogging...
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and i know lupita would love to see cage the elephant on the second day,
but $90 a day to hang out with festival folk
in the dead of kansas summer
at the speedway of all places?
ween and primus...ween and primus...ween and primus...
and eminem, sts9, muse, flaming lips, ok go, flogging...
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two months ago, i returned from spring break to discover that the other half of my duplex had been rented out.
since then, there has been nonstop traffic, broken things in the front yard, garbage in the backyard, and the cops have come to my place twice looking for them.
at first i thought a guy and his young kids lived there, but in the...
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since then, there has been nonstop traffic, broken things in the front yard, garbage in the backyard, and the cops have come to my place twice looking for them.
at first i thought a guy and his young kids lived there, but in the...
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lillyjax:
I have constant dreams of tornadoes. I've only been in a wimpy funnel cloud that maybe turned into a tornado once, but I'm glad your place wasn't demolished by 1) storm 2) police 3)baby mama drama folks
kloiterra:
i can vividly remember 3 tornado dreams, but in each one, i did something that made it go away.
according to Tony Crisp, tornadoes symbolize urges and emotions against which we feel powerless and may become obsessive.
according to Tony Crisp, tornadoes symbolize urges and emotions against which we feel powerless and may become obsessive.
i wonder if people in asia get english text tattoos
and then worry when there's an english speaker around,
hoping that the text says what they were told it says.
and then worry when there's an english speaker around,
hoping that the text says what they were told it says.
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kloiterra:
haha...you still got 'steamed dumpling special - $2.49'?
pretty unfortunate, but i was referring more to mine.
pretty unfortunate, but i was referring more to mine.
lillyjax:
I fear mine actually advertises pork dumplings. Appalling.
call me cheap; i don't watch that much TV.
i have a pre-HD bigscreen with rabbit ears
that even with the government-issue digital receiver
gets only one channel--FOX from Topeka, KS.
...better than only getting the all-jesus-all-day-all-night channel i guess.
anyway, in my world, the lifetime achievement award
for consistently annoying commercials
goes to old navy.
i don't like em.
i have a pre-HD bigscreen with rabbit ears
that even with the government-issue digital receiver
gets only one channel--FOX from Topeka, KS.
...better than only getting the all-jesus-all-day-all-night channel i guess.
anyway, in my world, the lifetime achievement award
for consistently annoying commercials
goes to old navy.
i don't like em.