scenes from life:
>how does one make themselves more appealing?
take oneself off the market - become an object of desire.
"sorry, i'm celibate"
"you sellin' what?"
my friends laugh at this one. this conversation is destined to be lyrics.
>walked around lawrence for three hours on wednesday, waiting for my car to get worked on. saw a bumpersticker that i couldn't resist - "Kansas - as bigoted as you think".
nobody smokes in that town anymore it seems. except for me and the guy sitting on mass who bummed one from me.
>new PA system arrived in the mail yesterday. HUGE. can't believe the size of these speakers. can't wait to see how loud they get.
>i finally get to see mara again. she's coming to visit me on sunday. we'll take pictures.
>how does one make themselves more appealing?
take oneself off the market - become an object of desire.
"sorry, i'm celibate"
"you sellin' what?"
my friends laugh at this one. this conversation is destined to be lyrics.
>walked around lawrence for three hours on wednesday, waiting for my car to get worked on. saw a bumpersticker that i couldn't resist - "Kansas - as bigoted as you think".
nobody smokes in that town anymore it seems. except for me and the guy sitting on mass who bummed one from me.
>new PA system arrived in the mail yesterday. HUGE. can't believe the size of these speakers. can't wait to see how loud they get.
>i finally get to see mara again. she's coming to visit me on sunday. we'll take pictures.
it never ceases to amaze me how great it can get. got a letter from the IRS today.
such fine people they are, and such an upstanding part of our wonderful country. seems that there was a tiny error on my taxes from 2003. it was just a friendly note to tell me that i owe nearly $1300. wow. it really brought a tear to my eye, thinking about all the government employees, local and nationwide, that may have had to take a cut in pay due to my mistake. it warmed my heart that they, with the utmost understanding, gave me an entire month to pay off my debt. an entire month! and there i was, greedily hoarding all this money with only my interests in mind.... i have been brought to justice. the amercican way, god bless us.
And um what is that you are selling again?