I was telling him about my crazy friday night, all the people that I unexpectedly ran into and how i astounded one particular woman by doing what i always do: preach the gospel of Kloi Terra; the Church of Fuggit.
"When you tell girls that you're on a celibacy stint, do they think that it's a ploy to get in their pants?" he asked me.
"I expect them to, and i think that most are wary, but there are a few that recognize that i'm not lying. Hell, i tell them upfront that i don't expect them to believe a word i say or that i live by my philosophies: 'the last guy you trusted when he said he didn't lie turned out to be a player in disguise, right?' I like to make it proven with action, or lack thereof. There's really no questioning it when i turn them down."
"Dude, you're fucking weird."
"Weird, maybe...rare, more likely, but i don't think i'm abnormal. It's simple: Its the sexiest show in town, having a woman try to seduce you based on intrigue. The intention-free attention; the empty flirting is good clean fun. I'll let an attractive-to-me woman know that i think she's attractive. She's flattered and feels pretty, she returns the compliment in one way or another and everyone's happy. That's my favorite part, and i'm not letting the little guy ruin it.
Make sense? It's like a lap dance that actually turns me on because i can believe in it. Plus, it's free."
Lots of blood in the big head these days.
"When you tell girls that you're on a celibacy stint, do they think that it's a ploy to get in their pants?" he asked me.
"I expect them to, and i think that most are wary, but there are a few that recognize that i'm not lying. Hell, i tell them upfront that i don't expect them to believe a word i say or that i live by my philosophies: 'the last guy you trusted when he said he didn't lie turned out to be a player in disguise, right?' I like to make it proven with action, or lack thereof. There's really no questioning it when i turn them down."
"Dude, you're fucking weird."
"Weird, maybe...rare, more likely, but i don't think i'm abnormal. It's simple: Its the sexiest show in town, having a woman try to seduce you based on intrigue. The intention-free attention; the empty flirting is good clean fun. I'll let an attractive-to-me woman know that i think she's attractive. She's flattered and feels pretty, she returns the compliment in one way or another and everyone's happy. That's my favorite part, and i'm not letting the little guy ruin it.
Make sense? It's like a lap dance that actually turns me on because i can believe in it. Plus, it's free."
Lots of blood in the big head these days.