kiva

being a mom is a lotta work.

thats all I have time to say.




The Wife Store

A store that sells wives has just opened in
Dallas, TX where a man may go to
choose a wife from among many women.
The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
women increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door
to any floor you may choose a woman from that floor, but if you
go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
The man reads the sign and says to himself,
"Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up he goes.

Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports.
The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports and
are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"

Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports,
are extremely good looking and do all the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT,
there must be more further up!" And again he heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports,
are extremely good looking, do
all the housework and don't complain about
anything.

"Hot Dang! But just think...what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor he goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to
this floor. There are
no women on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that men are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice
day!


So which floor would you stop at or be on?