kittykitty

I DID IT!!!!! yeah suck on this! lol

What is your middle name? Lee
Where is your home town? Apollo
Do you have pets? yes
What are their names? Flex
do you have siblings? yes
What is your favorite color? pink
What is your favorite food? cheescake
whats your favorite animal? Kitties!!!
what are your parents names? Tom and Annette
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? jack and peach schnapps with cranberry and a splash of sprite
whats your favorite cereal? trix
Who will become our next president? Johnny Depp
Why is the sky blue? because it's not green
What is the square root of 69? my ass
Do you like coffee or tea? neither, give me a crapachino
What is your bra size? 36 B
What does the Q in Q tip stand for? QT Pie
Are you happy? sometimes
Do you like to swim? yeah
Whats your favorite sport? dont laugh...cheerleading
How many people live on this planet? to many for me to like
Are you in love? I love everyone!
Have you ever cried over a girl? yes girls make me cry
What is the capital of alaska? Juneau
Who framed roger rabbit? Flex!
Where would you like to live if you could live anywhere? Clearwater, FL
If you could have sex with any one in the world and not feel guilty who would it be? Pam Anderson -hepatitis C
What state has only one syllable? Maine
do all fish have teeth? I'm not sure
How do you say Hi in German? hoit?
what is your favorite fruit? bananna
can you speak any other language? not really
whats your favorite candy? skor bars
what time is it? 11:55 am ( too early)
do you like to fly kites? that would be fun
whats your favorite hobby? being a computer nerd
have you ever had a three some? yeah it was so stupid
Do you like to cook? yes
Whos your favorite poet? Shelly! (a friend of mine)
Do you know how long it takes to get to hawaii from new york? no I do not
Do you like spaghetti? yes
What do your pajama's look like? my skin
whats the name of your high school? I did homeschool, so Thomoson High Learning Direct
Where was the last vacation you went on? Flordia, just got back yesterday
What was the last song you listened too? Cheezy porn music in Porn Playhouse starring Fucko the Clown
What kind of car do you drive? A '01 cavalier (anyone wanna buy it?)
Whats your best friends name? Shelly
Do you like to go 4 wheeling? I cant say that I've ever gone 4 wheeling
How tall are you? 5'8"
whats your favorite season? Summer!
Do you like seafood? some of it
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? to many to count if you have atleast 1/2 of a life
What is your whole name? Kristen Lee M...... I dont wanna tell you that!
what kind of shampoo do you use? IN10SE
when was the last time you ate? last night
what did you eat? spaghetti
where do you work? Vochellis and Club Erotica
how many colors have you dyed your hair? blonde, black, red, brown, fireengine red, purple, yellow, pink, multi, black moehawk in blonde.... alot
do you have an AIM name? Yes, I have several
what time is it in china? 12:01 AM
how old were you when you had your first kiss? 9
who was it with? the kid across the street
do you like grapes? yes
can you sing the alphabet backwords? not on your life
whos your favorite singer? I'm not sure acutally
Do you think that I'm crazy? A little
last big car ride: The ride back from FL yesterday...21 freaking hours
last real kiss: this morning
last good cry: not sure, i cry to much..
last movie seen: Porn Playhouse
last movie seen in a theater: Van Helsing
last beverage drank: Blue Kool-Aid with Bacardi O
last food consumed: a cocconut cookie
last phone call: to DQ
last TV show watched: Ellen
last shoes worn: my black sandals
last CD played: whatever was on in the car yesterday
last item bought: cans of kitty food
last cigarette: ew a long time ago
last book read: Letters to Penthouse
last time showered: yesterday as soon as I got home from a 21 hour freaking car ride
last words spoken: Flexy!
last sleep: 2 hours ago
last IM: to holly
last time dancing: last thurs at an amatur comp.
What color is the sky: light blue swirled with white
Why doesn't the sky fall down? because it is held up with strings and gum
Why? because it can
Are we there yet? only if THEY are
What is your quest? to be rich and skinny
What is your favorite color? didnt you already ask this?
What is the average speed of a swallow? haha you said swallow
How about now...are we there yet? are they?
Want to play Diablo II sometime? fuck no
Do you think I look better with glasses or without? depends on my mood
Blue boobs or green boobs? i want blue boobies!
What is about Spongebob that is so appealing? his pores
What is your favorite drink? milkshakes!
Wanna hang out? Fucking right I do!
Did you get her phone number? naw... goddamnit
Can I buy a drink? only if you sing to me as well!
If I see you, would you stop and say hello? If I remember your face
I shot my love today. Would you cry for me? yes.
Who? me
What? a vibrator
When? 5 minutes ago
Where? in the closet
Why? to steal the jewels
How? insertion and seduction
Who shot who in the what now? shot???
If a train leaves Portland at 65 mph toward Chicago, and a train leaves Chicago at 75 mph, do you really care where they could collide? no, not really
Want to see a movie? yes. yes i do.
Do you like video games? yep!
Isn't ebay addicting? oh god... VERY!!
Shaved or trim? shaved
Can you show us on the doll where she touched you? does she have an anal hole?
What were you doing on Feb 31? i dont know
Why do they call him Silent Bob anyways? he's a little on the quiet side
Can you dance? only the naked kind
They always have a fat man play the bull fighter in the opera Carmen...do you think a bull would actually miss a target that big? i can't say
Do you think I am overdoing this? Yes
Are you sure? very
Will you actually answer all these? yes I will
Would please yell "I Em Sofa King We Todd Ed" or get someone to do that in a public really loud? I'd have to be retarded...so FUCKING retarded...
Are you keeping it real? fo shizzle
Can you tell I am bored? yes
Boredom is sign of depression. What do you think I am depressed about if that is true? that stuff sucks
Have I surpassed you expectations on your request? very
Start what from the what? start insertion from the anus
Are you game? very
What do you think is so overrated? sex
Hello? Hi there!
Is there anybody in there? in where?
Is there anyone at all? huh?
What do I have to do? strike a pose
What is it about elves? ew yucky
Did you find this overwhelming? nah
Did you enjoy this? yes
how old were you for your first kiss? I already fucking told you people!!
who was it with? bahhhhh...
if you could have any one thing on earth what would it be? a very high metabolisim
is god a man or woman? its a cat
what is the furthest you have been from home? Flordia
how many fingers am i holding up? hey that's not nice...
want to drink with me? yes!
what is the next tattoo i should get? my name
want to go to 80's night? eh.. if i have to
if i died tomorrow, how many people would be at my funeral? a ton
when will you answer all of these? right now
when will i get laid next? As soon as you invite me over...
are you tired of all my questions? nope
do you want me to stop?never
are you sure?yes
are you mad yet?nope
are you going to get mad? maybe
can you read my mind still? yes
what am i thinking? that you want to lick my boobies, you dirty dirty girl
how do you know? because Flex is telling me so
where am i? on your way to see me
what time will you get up tomorrow? too damn early
is this enough yet? never
can i keep going? i dont know can you?
are you sure? yes
who is your favorite member you have never met? I'm not sure
what is your favorite thread? dunno?
what is your favorite group? PGH and Kitties
can you pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time? yes i can
does this look normal to you? no, it looks like herpes
did i leave the gas on? if you ate the beans
what do you want most right this second? haha i cant say... but I will kick her ass
you want to fight? yes
when was the last time you were drunk? i'm not sure
so can you fly? yes i can
what was the last book you read? i told you..
can i stop yet? yes
what is your favorite childhood memory? my dogs
what was the last thing you destroyed? my heart
what was the last thing you bought? I TOLD YOU CAT FOOD!!
where is your favorite place to eat? SONIC!
what is your favorite food? grrr....
what was the best present you ever got? FLEX! i bought him for me
did you really like your last present? I love it!
chicken or steak? Chicken
where would you most like to take a vacation? CLearwater, FL
can you do a cartwheel? yes
if you had a chance to start over, would you? in a heartbeat
is there a heaven? i'm not sure
have you ever been tazed?nope
when was the last time you thought, damn i look good? ha. when i was 40 lbs lighter last january
if a train leaves boston headding for florida at 10am, what time will the cock crow? indeed
if you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be? a very hot chick
can i stop now? please
if you won the lottery, how much would i get? none if you keep this up
what would be the third thing you would buy? electronics
rice or mashed potatoes? mashied potatoes
when did i go overboard on this? over board and sunk to the bottom
am i over 100 yet? i bet
how many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? screw the monkeys
how does that story go? i dont know
how does my story end? you tell me
if i wrote a story, would you read it? maybe
What would be the thing that you'd be most embarrased to tell all of SG? I'm fat
14 + 12 - Bear = ? 26naked
Do you write yourself notes? yes
Can you use "ostentatious" in a sentence? nope
Did Barry Bonds do steroids?who?
What makes you laugh the loudest? haha porn
What is the best cover song you've ever heard? acutally that new jessica simpson cover dont laugh
I think you know my real name...but what name would you give me if you didn't know? AssShit
Would you ever punch a fish? hahah sure
How do you eat an oreo? with my mouth
Handjobs or blowjobs? to give? handjob to recieve? blow me baby
What is the most scandalous thing you would never tell your folks? that I am a stripper
Do you think Jesus would drive a car if he was alive today? yes
What do you think of Yves Tanguy's paintings? who?
Would you rather urinate through your nose or smell things with your genitals? fuck no
Cake or Death? ooo cake
how did you come up with your name? I love kitties
what was the last good conversation you had about? being fat and watching porn
what is your first memory? blinds
which accomplishment of yours are you the most proud of? making money
who or what are you in awe of? ppl that have beautiful houses
Black or white? black
water or soda? water
internet or sex? hmmm....
SG or sex?SG
Chinesse or italian? tough choice, now i want some general tsos
ingles o espaol? ingles
fav holiday? xmas
what are u thinking of right now? im hungry
what do u think of me? hmmmm
Find the derivative of the inverse at x=3 of the following function, y= ln(2x)+sinx+2 do it yourself
Find the derivative of f(x) = pi * arccos(x^3+4x-e^2x) no!
what's up? your mom
how come? ask her
who are you with? with how?
how did you get there? dunno
why did you go there? its my house goddamnit
why didn't you leave? ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE!
why did you leave? I DIDNT!
who took you there? ITS MY HOUSE!!
who are you leaving with? I'm not!
who else was there? your mother
how many people were there? enough
did you just have sex? no i did not
are you gonna have sex? nope
how do you spell Alex? like that
how do you spell Bob? same
how do you spell Chris? gay
how do you spell Dan? ass
how do you spell Eric? hole
how do you spell Fred? wanker
who is fred? flintstone
what exit do you live off of? 14
how many steps from your bathroom to you bedroom? like 5
how many peak minutes do you have? 400
how many messages can you send a month? enough
if you go over how much does it cost? way to much
what is my name? shithead
how tall am i? can they stack poo that high? lol
how tall are you? grrr...
do you have a dog? no
do you have a cat? yes
what color is your car? silver
how many questions is this? to many
are you seriously counting? nope
well are you? NO!
what are you wearing right now? bra and panties
what am i wearing right now? fuck if i know
do you wanna delete this comment? yes
how do I get 12 pages of comments? show me your tits
how many people do you know on here? not enough
do you care? yes
do i care? you should
what color eyes do i have? i have no idea
do you listen to emo? FUCK NO!
what is your favorite movie? fear and loathing
what was you most humbling moment? can't think of one
what did you have for dinner today? a half eaten chicken salad
what did you have for lunch yesterday? granola bars because i was in the car coming home from FL for 21 FUCKING HOURS
who sat in front of you 3rd period sophmore year? i did home school, and in my regular HS, we had blocks, not periods. block is like 80 min
who was your 2nd grade teacher? Mrs. Nance
do you know what your first word was? mommy?
why the fuck am i doing this? bordem
is it cause i am bored? I would assume so
or cause you asked me to? maybe
you asked me right? sure
are you ever on AIM? The question is am I never NOT on AIM
are you my friend? yes. yes I am.
what does CEO mean? chief executive officer
have you ever had sex outside? yes
have you ever had sex in an airplane? no
are you gonna answer all these fucking things? yes
do you know a place where i can get really really hot hot wings? Quaker Steak & Lube
am i in love? i dunno, are you?
why is the sky blue? did not we cover this?
did Clinton and Lewinsky do it? fuckin right they did
who framed Roger Rabbit? your mom!
do you think i should keep going? yes
did you say yes? yes
does no really mean yes? yes
am i drunk? all signs point to yes
who would you wanna have sex with right now? you
would you let Micheal Jackson babysit? FUCK NO!
do you think i can flip bottles? I'm not sure.
how do you get to Rome? on a plane
where is the nearest 7-11? you know... I really don't know...
do you support bush? NO!!!
are you pro choice? yes
when's your birthday? September 19th
are all of these questions? sort of
did i skip one? don't think so
are you really gonna go back and check? not a chance
what am i eating right now? your own fecal matter
do you smoke? nope
what's up? my mom
who is in that tree? what tree?
who's house is that? the neighbors... i hate those people
is that your car? yes
do you watch MTV? no I don't have cable
do you think Ty Pennington is hot? who?
do you like my eyes? yes
who won the '72 World Series? you tell me
do you even give a fuck? not one
are you good at Jeopardy? nope
what would you do if you lost everything right now? panic
what would you do if you won $10,000,000,000? go out and buy the celica that I want, then a house, then kitties, lots of kitties
will you catch me? yes
have you ever fallen? yes
could you get up? I'm still down
should I shut the fuck up? a little
am i tired? yes
should i go to sleep? yes
should i listen to music? if you feel the need
should i watch tv? yes
what's for dinner? beef
are we there yet? almost
do you have to pee? a little
can i have a lollypop? if you correct the spelling I will consider
did i spell that right? haha no
is that how you spell lollypop? lol no
or is it with an o? huh?
is this enough? yes
can you beat me in pool? maybe, if i was naked yes
have you ever shot someone? i wish
how many letters are in this whole comment? wayyy to many
do i need a cigarrette? smoking is bad
who old are you?who old am i? who i dont know, how, I'm 19
what color are your shoes? black
how many pair of shoes do i have? 604389890
are you tired of reading ? yes
do you mind i keep adding more and more? YES
is it gonna snow soon? god i hope not
you never expected this huh? nope
was that a question? yes
What was the most fullfilling moment of your life? When I brought home Flexy
White win or red? white
If you could win a million dollars or save the life a young boy in Afganistan which would you do? Yeah, I'm greedy, so give me the money
Have you ever been so turned on by a woman that you just wanted to grab her and start making out with her? If so, did you have the guts? hell yes, and no sadly
How do you define yourself? odd
What do you want to have accomplished before you die? Make the lives of some kitties better, and be remembered as a good person
How long consecutively have you made out with someone? For a while
Who are your heros? I really don't know
Is there any famous person you hate and would prefer to get killed in a car accident or something? does bush count as famous?
Have you ever had pot brownies? ew no
What is your idea of heaven? cash, cars and cats, and some hot girls
If you beleive in God, how do you visualize her? I really dont know the answer
What was the highest you've ever been and what were you on? acid, god I was fucked up
Have you ever been completely by yourself and felt totally free in that moment? yes
Who killed Kennedy? I wish i knew
Do you think that AI's will exist? yes
Have you ever written a song? A poem? A story? all of the above
Have you ever felt like the person in the mirror was the one looking at you?yes
Did you laugh when you saw 'Scream' or scream? yes
Is there anything you would die for? yes
What makes you feel the most alive? freedom
Are people inherintly good or bad? im not sure
Is Justice usually server or no? sometimes
Do you beleive in Karma? yes
Is government a good thing? i suppose
What time period would you want to live within, ideally? now isn't so bad
Do you have any thoughts on the impact of the pill on society? THANK GOD
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 9892459037797935846583232 logs
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? not me
Does the Shadow really know? Really? its possible
A train leaves Boston going at 125 mph. Another train leaves LA going at 160 mph. If both the trains maintain their respective speeds, when am I going to get laid? right now because I'm going to bend your sweet ass over and give it to you like its my job
Ever been abducted by aliens? nah
What's your favorite thing to do? play with Flex
Have you ever been to Austin? nope
What do you find most attractive in a girl? I kinda like a nice figure, and boobies i can stick my face in between and yell "boobies!"
How much sleep do you get? 7-11 hours, roughly
How many minutes a month do you use on your cell? 200-300
Hablas espaol? no
What do you feel is your best attribute? my lovely bum
How old is the oldest/youngest girl that you ever made out with? 26
Where do you see yourself in 10, 20, 30 years? hopefully somewhat well off, atlest
How long do you want to live? pretty damn long
Are there any particular experiences in your life that you feel really shaped you into the person that you are? yes, bad people have made me overcome them, im smarter now
How old are your parents? 40 somethin and 50 somethin i think
If you could live comfortably without a job, what would you spend your time doing? playing with the cat, watching tv, surfing the net, going outside, traveling
What do you talk about in the "Boys Only" group? huh?
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be? i told you, my metabolisim
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? again, FL
What famous dead person would you like to meet? Why? Edgar Allen Poe, he seems fascinating
Who's your favorite male actor? How about female? Johnny Depp, Mila Jovovitch or however its spelled
What were you like as a little kid? annoying, weird
Are you different than you imagined you would be at 24? i'm 19
do you like cheese? very much
What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen? FL
Assume for a moment that God exists. What would you like God to say to you when you get to Heaven? you did it all
what is your quest? to be happy
what is your favorite starburt flavor? the pink ones
puerto rico or hawaii?hawaii
barq's or mug? mug
apples or bananas? banannas
jerry curls or jerry's kids? hahaha are you serious
the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? i dont swallow
do you honestly think "jerry dorsey" would have worked? who?
first impressions are HUGE: if you were king of the world, what would your FIRST reform be? heh... i cant say
would you eat frogs legs? ew no
fried rice or fried chicken? chicken
watermelon or water polo? watermelon
ROY, G, or BIV? biv
chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
strawberries or cherries? cherries
which would you rather burn at the stake: barney or lambchop? BARNEY
which would you rather own: a deserted, yet lush untouched island, or mars? land
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
your favorite smell? vanilla
aquafina or dasani? aquafina, dasani is englands tap water
love at first sight or love at first kiss? neither
hell, love at first- at all? no way
favourite flower? tulips
favourite colour? pink
favourite food? cheesecake for the 3rd time
favourite precious stone? amathyst
If you could be anywhere beside where you are today, where would it be? Flordia
If true love was knocking on your door, would you open it? maybe
On a beach with a drink or a mountain by a fire? beach!
If you could be a cartoon character who would you be? that girl bunny that bugs wants
what is your goal in life? to be happy and have money
are you where you want to be? hardly
whats your dream job? dancing at a club where people only tip 20's
where's the most different place you've had sex? a gas station bathroom or while driving
what is a habit you have that you wish you could kick? eating so much junk food
favorite home-cooked meal? chicken stir fry
Who the fuck are you? The greatest damn person alive!
What do you want? MONEY
Most recent injury? i threw my back out doing a pole trick
Coolest Injury? i threw my back out doing a pole trick
Funniest thing you heard this week? o god, i forgot, the DJ said something funny yesterday..wish i could remember what it was
Have you ever made fun of someone for something? yes
stupid they did or said? yes
Have you ever made fun of someone for something they
could not help or change? yes im a cold hearted bitch
Favorite Artists? like artist artists? i dont keep up on art, but musically, mushroomhead, tool, etc
Favorite Porn Star? Jenna, all the way! Fucko the Clown runs a close second
Person who's mere presence makes you want to
bludgen them? these brats that live in the house in front of me
Coolest/sweetest revenge you've ever gotten on
someone? losing 40 lbs and looking great
Are YOU a foreigner? hells no
Favorite Serial Killer? gacy?
Least Favorite candy? sour stuff
Favorite Holiday? xmas
Least Favorite Holiday? valentines day
Ever piss or shit during sex? Accidentally or On
purpose? ew god no
Are you dead? a little
Have you ever killed anything with a central
nervous system? im sure i have
Can you swim? yes
List the drugs you've done: ew do i have to? ok.... pot (yeah im retarded), pcp, meth, codiene, vikes, muscle relaxers, acid, lorazapam, i dont know what else, im way over the phase of doing drugs tho
Do you eat Veal? yes
Have you ever gone fishing? yes
Have you ever vomited on someone else? when i was a baby im sure i did
Are women good drivers? yes! better than most men!
Can you cook? a little, if its in a box
Can you dance? fuckin rite i can, i make money for it
If you were filthy rich and moderately famous, who
would you invite to a party? Who would you not allow
in? I would invite Johnny Depp, CONAN O'BRIEN, etc, no hanson or backdoorfags our n'suck
What places other than a toilet bowl have you taken
a dump? off a tree
What ever happened to the 4th Amendment in this
country? hell if i know
What day is it? wednesday
Did you ever blow your nose into your hand and then wipe it on someone? haha no, but now i will
Can you find the spelling errar? yes, i can find the error
Ever have sex so bad you had to stop in the middle? yes but i didnt stop... well he didnt
Doesnt babygirl kick so much ass? fuckin right she does.
Do you beleive trying is the first step towards failure? sometimes yes i do
If Ben Franklin was alive today, what would he look like? older than a mother fucker
Whats the square root of 5234? you tell me smartass
Ain't that a funky beat? sure it is
Ever throw a meatball? haha yes i love throwing food
Who rocks the party that rocks the party? Babygirl rocks the party that rocks the party
how many pens do you have on your desk? none
Dont you hate when the tip of your eyeliner pencil breaks in the sharpener? yes!! that is SO annoying
Isnt good liquid eyeliner so much better than the pencils? hell fucking yes!
what is your favorite musical instrument?What the fuck? uhhhhh..... i dont know really, my ass, does that count?
Disney-Fan Of or Mortal Enemy? i have to say fan because I LOVE Tigger
Whatcha gonna name your first kid? Adaline
Do you have health coverage? no, goddamnit
Are you a John Waters fan?who?
Are you a fan of Peewee Herman? who isnt? god i love that pervert
What's the fastest you've ever driven (in the driver's seat)? 110
Ever spend the night in a hospital? yes, it was cool
Can you play a musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet and oboe
Do you play video games? yes i am nerd hear me roar
Do you have to go to the bathroom? acutally i was just thinking that
Do you plan on answering everyone's questions? yes i will try
Where is Qatar? bend over and I'll show ya
What month is it? May
Do you know where i am? yes, I'm right outside your window
What is at 40n35, 74w09? coordinates?
Did you know that the last question used longitude and latitude for location? no but im sure i could find it
What city do you hate the most? APOLLO, or no SANDUSKY!
what country do you hate the most? afganistan and the surrounding areas
What planet do you hate the most? hmmm.... i like all the planets
With all this hate, is there any room for love? a little i suppose
Why didnt they put any letters on the number 1 on the phone? i'm not sure, and ive often wondered this myself
Wanna give me money? i'll give you a dollar if you give me a lapdance
Know any unics? any whatics?
Ever poison anyone to usurp their throne? yes, acutally i did that yesterday
Cops-Like or Dislike? depends on what the fuck they are doing
Do you use a Mac or PC? PC all de way
How is this mix i just did gonna turn out? great if i'm naked
How fast is your CD burner? 48 i think
Who would win in a fight . .Bon Jovi or Me? YOU! you piece of hot ass you ( yes i enjoy hitting on girls)
Who would win in a fight. . Bon Jovi or You? ME!!!!!!!!
Like Ted Nugent? eh, hes ok
What is the length limit to these journal comments? we can find out can't we?
You snowboard? once
Dig Rockabilly? i really dont know what is classified as it, so i dont know
Ever shave your head? GOD NO!
Dye your hair? every other week
Would you marry for money? possibly
Would you commit a crime for money? maybe
Would you sell your soul to the devil for fame and fortune? probably
Doesnt Queen rock the shit outta todays rock bands? eh
Baseball or Softball? neither
MLB or NFL? neither again, sports suck
Do real football fans even watch the superbowl halftime show? i'm not sure, i'll find one and ask them
Favorite Baseball teams? i dont watch sports!!
Favorite Hockey Teams? look above
Favorite Football Teams?grrrrr
Favorite Basketball teams?ugh
Do you understand how the fuck to play Cricket? not a clue
What about Cricket the Darts Game, thats kinda easy, know how to play that? nope
Class-Take notes or Sleep? sleep!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does bacon taste so fucking good? because piggys are yummy creatures
What's the highest window you've ever thrown something out of? 3rd story, that tv smashed fast and i found a bed bug in it
Which would you prefer to use, Magic markers or colored pencils?colored pencils
Ever take a class drawing neckid people? nope
How many unused CD-Rs do you have right now? like 10
Ever get shot with a paintball? nope
Ever build a potato cannon? haha no
Arent Potato cannons the coolest? yes, they are.
What would you do if there was an alien invasion today? cry and whine about it until someone else fixed it
Ever drive a staple through your forearm on purpose to see what it feels like? ew i cant say that i have
Which would you rather be, A Vampire or a Werewolf? Werewolf! go see van helsing!
If i was a vampire, would you want me to make you a vampire? yes! i wanna live forever and prey on ppl i hate
If you were a vampire, would you make me a vampire? if you wanted me to, and if it ment getting to bite ya
If you were imortal such as vampires, what would you do that mortals couldt? live forever and fly and such
What would happen if they arrested a vampire and sentenced him to a life sentence?he would turn into a bat and fly the fuck out of there
Doesnt getting arrested suck? yes it does
Ever been arrested? yes
How are you at reading maps? horrible, i cant
How are you at giving directions? very very bad
How are you at following directions? worse
Do you gamble? nah
Wanna bet? fucking right i do
Did that make you think of the movie Dumb and Dumber? i loved it
You saw Dumb and DumberER right? of course
Tea or Coffee? coffee with a ton of stuff in it
What kinds of tea or coffee do you like? coffee with lots of flavored creamer and sugar
Phish, fan or despise? neither
Dave Matthews band, do you hate them? kind of yes
Dig on tori amos? eh no not really
Do you think plastic/cosmetic surgery is dumb? No, I plan on getting some
What's your opinion on the collective social mindset of america? dumber than shit
If you had to live in another country, where would you want it to be? Canada
Would you kill a human if you were never going to get caught or punished for it? yes, i would, im a sick sick girl
1Did you inhale glue or white out or markers when you were in elementary school? nah
Did you eat glue or paste or crayons or other school supplies while an child? nope i wasnt a paste eater
Did all those Dont Do Drugs classes they gave you as a child make you curious as to what the fuss was all about?not really
Reagan or Bush Sr (i forget) said "We are fighting a war on drugs and we are losing." Do you see the humor in the fact that the Government is fighting a war on drugs, a war against drug addicts who don't even know they're fighting a war, and the unnaware drug addicts are winning? yes i do
Do you find the irony in the slogan/bumpersticker Do Sports, Not Drugs? im not sure can you explain it to me?
What CD should i listen to? Mushroomhead Xx
Wanna hold on while i get my CDs? yes
Ok, I'm back, can you guess what CD i put in? nope i'm not fucking ms. cleo
Do you keep your CDs in a CD Book or on a CD Case Rack? book
Are they Alphabetised? not anymore
Do you put the Albums by the same artist in alphabetical or release date order? i used to
Hey, where are you going? out to scrape the dead bugs off my car
Like the Beastie Boys? not really no
What was your favorite Concert? Muhsroomhead
Do you know how long it's taken me to ask these? pretty damn long i guess
Wanna hear a good joke? yes
Where were you when 9/11 happened? Sleeping, then in my livingroom in my house in Apollo
Where were you when JFK was shot? not even thought of yet
Favorite snack food? candy
Favorite brand of pretzels? rold gold
Ever Bunjee Jump? not yet, but i want to
What happens When you press F1? not sure, not going to find out,thats so much work
Whats up with that? not sure
Did you ever "Raise the Roof"? fuckin rite i raised that shit
Did you roll your fist and yelp "HooHooHoo" a la Arsenio when that was the craze? yes, shamefully, i did
Do you say Holla? only to mock those who acutally use that term
Preffer East Coast or West Coast livin? i cant say, ive never been to the west coast
Does your head hurt? every day of my life
What am i gonna do if i go to submit this and i cant? cry or split it in half
Candy Kids, love or hate? ugh dont get me started....
Can you rave? a little
Ever put something hard through the screen of a TV? nope, but thats a good idea
Ever run and not realize the sliding glass door or screen door was closed and run right into it? hahahh yes....
Isnt that the funniest shit?lol yeah i guess it is
Is this enough? plenty
Why the hell did you just waste all that time
fillin this shit out? what else am i going to do
Who am i on the phone with? my mom
Who am i not on the phone with?your mom
Did i sleep in my clothes last night? yes
Did i get drunk last night? i would assume so
Who did i hang out with last night? not me, you bitch
Ever meet a chicks with dicks? no but i want to! that would be so hot!
Whats that you're drinking? nothing except my own slobber
How many comments do you usually get? like 2
Wanna go to Canadia? you call it that too? hahah yes
Ever drink a Cambodians breastmilk? hahahaha no
What's more important, people or cars? hmmm..... toughie
Whats more impotant, Bush or Cheney? neither
Aren't people really annoying using cell phones? some of them, yes, unless its me
What size monitor do you have? 17"
Are you vulgar? very fucking vulgar
Why are most comedians not funny? because at a young age someone told them they were so they never went and tried to get better, led a lie all their lives
Do you fly? yes
Where should i go eat din din? come with me to Jimmy Tsangs
Ever fall down the stairs? haha so many times
Were you embarrassed? nah
Are you authorized? yes i am
What should i eat? mac and cheese
What do you drive? a 2001 cavi, wanna buy it?
What do you want to drive? A 2004 Celica
Ever seen a circumscision? no, but that would be cool
What year did they start makin the Honda Passport? like 2 years ago? i dont f'ing know
Dont you just wanna "hook up" a Civic and race it around town? sure if i lack better things to do
Dont you just wanna smack people who do that? lol yes i do
Did you just kick me? a little
No really, who just did that? Flex
Do you do a lot of on line quizzes? some
Did you make forts when you were younger? who didnt? my forts kicked ass
How come when i was younger my parents never gave me any bags of pot for my birthday? because they wanted you to suffer
Do you smoke bud? fuck no
I want some pizza, can you get me some? yes acutally, i work at vochellis, and i make a damn good pizza
Ever have the SWAT team called in? i cant say ive accomplished that
What should i have for breakfast? pancakes damnit!
Do Delorians really travel through time with the flux capacitor? what the shit...
You like Whips and Chains? fuckin rite
Ever make a concerted effort? yes
Ever deck someone in the face? haha yes
Ever stand on a deck? yes
Ever wear those sneakers called decks? im sure i have
Ever say good night when it wasnt night? yes
Ever say good morning when it wasnt morning? yes im gay
Ever go sailing? kinda
Ever been on a boat that capsized? no thank god... i hate deep water
Ever been on a boat that sunk? no..... that would suck
Ever sleep on the floor? many times
Ever sleep on just a box spring? possibly
Ever sleep on a waterbed? yes it was gushy
Ever sleep on a sand bed? no i havent
Ever have sex on a waterbed? nope
Ever have sex on a sand bed?NO!
Ever have sex at the beach? nah
When is xmas? when i say so
Do you like mowing the lawn? sometimes acutally yes
Ever use a ride on lawnmower? no, im poor
Ever give a bum money? nope
Ever give a bum food? nope, ive never been approached
Ever give a bum liquor? no
Ever give a bum drugs? no
Ever refuse to give a bum money until he/she admits that he/she only wants to buy drugs with it? ive never encountered a bum
Where are you? in my tiny tiny dining room
If a plane leaves LAX at 9:30 AM headed for Cairo at 300 mph, and another plane leaves Logan International at 8:47 for Dallas Ft Worth at 278 mph, what are the odds that both pilots are drunk off their asses? prettty damn good
ever been to Rochester NY? nope not yet
doesnt that place suck? i wouldnt know
Ever drink a Tom Collins? nope but i'd like to
Do you drink old man drinks? yes, hahah
Do you drink sweet drinks? yes i love sugary things
Do you drink Scotch? never have
Ever drink a Harvey Wallbanger? no but i will
Do you watch Oprah? i have sometimes that fat rich bitch
Do you want to kill Oprah? and take her money, yes
Do you want to kill Celine Dion? SO VERY MUCH

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!