So, I forgot that all you need to get laid in a college town is to sit on a curb with a box of pizza when all the bars let out.......then every drunk frat boy will ask you if you want to share a cab or if you give out free hugs
.......come on boys.......I sure as hell don't miss being an undergrad
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