SO, Law & Order is a total lie. I went before the jury to give evidence. Looked like a bleedin' college room. only, smaller and less interesting. I have to wonder how long the oath lasts for. Like, if I tell you all that I'ma green-eyed, poison fanged monster with alien dna and a serious craving for german shephard blood (And don't forget the nuklear powered semen), does that mean I'm commiting perjury? I don't like lieing to begin with, but that's too much preassure, damn it! Also, I think the CD-R/DVD-R Drive is conspiring with the mouse against me. I"ve offered to share my bounty of Ramen, but to no avail, both claim complete innocence. But I hear them speak in hushed wispers at times, and I know it is but a matter of time. But a matter of time...
