There's so many places on-line (banners 'n shit) that say "free iPod!" There are even websites like www.freeipod.com. Makes me wonder...how much dick 'n ass does one have to suck to actually get a free iPod???
Actually a friend of mine actually got one last year. It was the strangest thing, really. One day they just got an email: Hi! We're shipping your iPod to you. It should be there in 3-5 days. Have a wonderous one!" and lo-and-behold it showed up!
By the way, Hi! I'm Matthew. How are you?
Alright, so it actually came true for one person. Impressive!