Ok...this is my last official day of my 20's!!!! I can't believe that I am going to be THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD TOMORROW! 
Yes, I know, age is only a number blah blah blah but when I look back at a decade ago at where I was and who i was and see how far I've come and grown, it's very cool, but it's also kinda scary.
It's like when you're on a roller coaster inching up the first big hill and it's going pretty slowly and you're just kinda looking around thinking "This isn't so bad" and you're getting higher and higher and then you reach the point where you realise how high you are and you can't go back and you gotta go through with it and you're just like "OH SHIT!!!" and the car's just about to go over the hill..... that's right about where I am today. I'm at the Oh Shit point.
I can't jump off and I can't go back and with each year that goes by I gotta just take on more and more stuff. Adult stuff. Fuck. Shit. I dunno if I can do this. I don't wnna grow up. I don't wanna stop shopping in the juniors department, but I also don't wanna be that pathetic older lady who doesn't know when to throw in the towel. You've all seen her.... rockin a too short skirt on too flabby thighs, a low cut top with droopy long boobs or ,perhaps worse, a cheap boob job. Too much eyeliner settling in crow's feet and, this has to be my very worst fear..... ugly faded tattoos. Promise me that if you see me creeping towards becoming this woman, ya'll will gently let me know that it's time to forget about Forever 21..... they're having a sale at Talbot's this week.
Yes, I know, age is only a number blah blah blah but when I look back at a decade ago at where I was and who i was and see how far I've come and grown, it's very cool, but it's also kinda scary.
It's like when you're on a roller coaster inching up the first big hill and it's going pretty slowly and you're just kinda looking around thinking "This isn't so bad" and you're getting higher and higher and then you reach the point where you realise how high you are and you can't go back and you gotta go through with it and you're just like "OH SHIT!!!" and the car's just about to go over the hill..... that's right about where I am today. I'm at the Oh Shit point.
I can't jump off and I can't go back and with each year that goes by I gotta just take on more and more stuff. Adult stuff. Fuck. Shit. I dunno if I can do this. I don't wnna grow up. I don't wanna stop shopping in the juniors department, but I also don't wanna be that pathetic older lady who doesn't know when to throw in the towel. You've all seen her.... rockin a too short skirt on too flabby thighs, a low cut top with droopy long boobs or ,perhaps worse, a cheap boob job. Too much eyeliner settling in crow's feet and, this has to be my very worst fear..... ugly faded tattoos. Promise me that if you see me creeping towards becoming this woman, ya'll will gently let me know that it's time to forget about Forever 21..... they're having a sale at Talbot's this week.
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Got your app. to SGMotorcycles. Please leave a note in MYblog about you and motorcycles. Congrats on passing the MSF class! I took the advanced class at Naugatuck Valley a few years ago, and my wife got her bike license at the Stamford-area community college two years ago.
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