Man, I lag on updating this thing.
So, lets see, I was duped into going to Aptos last night. My friend Matt tells me one of his friends has a condo at the Seascape resort and there are going to be a bunch of people there. So, Megan and I decide (even though we are tired) that we will go and hang out for a while. Who knows, maybe there will be cute boys there.
Halfway there, Matt calls us on the cell and tells us his friend is actually this chick he is trying to screw and her two friends. That one chick you met while we were bowling that one night? I ask. God damnit. We are already half way there so we figure we will just ditch him when we get there and go to a bar. We get there and find this chick he wants to fuck and her two drunk giggly underage friends sitting there watching TV. I say to Megan, I could have watched TV at home. Turns out Matt didnt want to have to hang out with them by himself while trying to get in this chicks pants. Megan and I say screw this and immediately head to the nearest bar. There is a very cute boy there with lots of tattoos and black-rimmed glasses with which I immediately start exchanging glances and banter with. We play a couple games of pool and everything was all gravy until he starts spouting vulgarities at me. Now, being the perverted Scorpio that I am, I can handle a lot of perversion but even I was surprised. He proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go back to his house to watch porn, if I wanted a tossed salad, and if I wanted to see his balls that were supposedly bigger than the pool balls. Now all this might sound appealing from someone I was dating but I had just met this guy 10 minutes earlier! *rolls eyes* Men.
My friend and I end up going back to the resort and sitting by a bonfire for awhile drinking vodka and watching these chicks smoke without inhaling after which I went home absolutely wreaking of, well, bonfire. I guess it was all more exciting that what I would have been doing otherwise on a Monday night. Matt is going to owe me for this one.
Oh yea, and the sauce actually turned out pretty good. I have managed to eat/pawn off 2 of the 3.5 gallons I made. Better claim yours soon MZSUCCUBUS!
So, lets see, I was duped into going to Aptos last night. My friend Matt tells me one of his friends has a condo at the Seascape resort and there are going to be a bunch of people there. So, Megan and I decide (even though we are tired) that we will go and hang out for a while. Who knows, maybe there will be cute boys there.
Halfway there, Matt calls us on the cell and tells us his friend is actually this chick he is trying to screw and her two friends. That one chick you met while we were bowling that one night? I ask. God damnit. We are already half way there so we figure we will just ditch him when we get there and go to a bar. We get there and find this chick he wants to fuck and her two drunk giggly underage friends sitting there watching TV. I say to Megan, I could have watched TV at home. Turns out Matt didnt want to have to hang out with them by himself while trying to get in this chicks pants. Megan and I say screw this and immediately head to the nearest bar. There is a very cute boy there with lots of tattoos and black-rimmed glasses with which I immediately start exchanging glances and banter with. We play a couple games of pool and everything was all gravy until he starts spouting vulgarities at me. Now, being the perverted Scorpio that I am, I can handle a lot of perversion but even I was surprised. He proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go back to his house to watch porn, if I wanted a tossed salad, and if I wanted to see his balls that were supposedly bigger than the pool balls. Now all this might sound appealing from someone I was dating but I had just met this guy 10 minutes earlier! *rolls eyes* Men.
My friend and I end up going back to the resort and sitting by a bonfire for awhile drinking vodka and watching these chicks smoke without inhaling after which I went home absolutely wreaking of, well, bonfire. I guess it was all more exciting that what I would have been doing otherwise on a Monday night. Matt is going to owe me for this one.
Oh yea, and the sauce actually turned out pretty good. I have managed to eat/pawn off 2 of the 3.5 gallons I made. Better claim yours soon MZSUCCUBUS!
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We totally have to hang out sometime.
I want to have contests with you to see which one of us is more perverted.
Oh, and pls tell me more about this leather paddle?
My curiosity is peaked
[Edited on Aug 21, 2004 4:13AM]