God, I am such a fucking tard. I did the blondest thing ever last night!
So about 2 months ago, some drunk fuck hit my car in a bar parking lot and took off. I finally took it in to get repaired and $2000 I get my car back last Monday.
Last night I go to a friends house that I've never been to before so I am unfamiliar with the street setup. I'm leaving her house and making a left-hand turn onto a busy street (picture this in your head). I start to make the left turn and all of a sudden at the last minute I realize there is a fat island in the center of the road and a giant No Left Turn sign in front of my fucking face! It is too late...I mash up onto the fucking curb with the front right tire of my little Acura. The crunching sound makes me cringe and dirt from the island is blowing all over the place. I get so flustered that I throw it in reverse, back up, and make a U-turn the wrong way through the fucking left turn lane you see there in the pic. I'm fine - thanks for asking. My car? Well, she drives but now she has a dent! Don't ask me what I was thinking because I obviously wasn't thinking ANYTHING at the time. Hope you all get a good laugh out of this one.
Check out the pick of my dumb ass crash in my photos. *shakes head*
So about 2 months ago, some drunk fuck hit my car in a bar parking lot and took off. I finally took it in to get repaired and $2000 I get my car back last Monday.
Last night I go to a friends house that I've never been to before so I am unfamiliar with the street setup. I'm leaving her house and making a left-hand turn onto a busy street (picture this in your head). I start to make the left turn and all of a sudden at the last minute I realize there is a fat island in the center of the road and a giant No Left Turn sign in front of my fucking face! It is too late...I mash up onto the fucking curb with the front right tire of my little Acura. The crunching sound makes me cringe and dirt from the island is blowing all over the place. I get so flustered that I throw it in reverse, back up, and make a U-turn the wrong way through the fucking left turn lane you see there in the pic. I'm fine - thanks for asking. My car? Well, she drives but now she has a dent! Don't ask me what I was thinking because I obviously wasn't thinking ANYTHING at the time. Hope you all get a good laugh out of this one.
Check out the pick of my dumb ass crash in my photos. *shakes head*
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the drawing is awesome by the way....made me giggle.