So, let me see if I can sum up this story in a few paragraphs. Been talking to this girl but wasn't sure how into her I was so I told her we needed to just be friends for now and have been being very platonic. I don't call or text her much but she says she'll "be here when I decide I want more." She's been doing my waxing for me so on Wed, I asked if she wanted to come over to do my waxing and then we could go out drinking. She agrees.
Friday evening, she texts asking if she can bring her friend "Bob" to get him out of the house. I say no problem, don't mind. The come over, we're drinking a few beers while she's waxing me and I'm getting ready to go. The talk about how they've known each other for like 20 years and that they are like brother and sister.
We go out, drink, dance, it's all fun. Her friend is hot and I flirt with him a bit. Tried to make a sandwich out of him between my friend and I on the dance floor but they say it's too weird because, again, they are like brother and sister.
We get back to my house, we're all drunk. They can't drive home so I suggest we just all snuggle in my giant bed and pass out. I have to be in the middle because "they are like brother and sister."
Now, keep in mind I haven't known her very long (maybe a month) and I just met him tonight.
I wake up an hour later to the sound of them out in my living room fucking on my couch!
I can even hear the squishing of her vag (so fucking traumatized). 
I get PISSED, go out there and say, "Okay, can you guys just get the fuck out?" "Bob" says, "No, come here." I say, "No, just fucking get out," and go back into my room. They leave like 2 minutes later.
Dude, nobody fucks on my couch except me. AND, I don't really want to hear people fucking in the next room, especially when it's on MY fucking couch. Fucking dirty. And I mean, fuck, if it was your intention to try to get me to have a threesome, waking me up by fucking loudly on my couch after I've passed out is NOT the way to do it. And what the fuck is up with acting like you are sexually repulsed by each other all night? Dumb asses.
Needless to say, she hasn't written or texted. Good riddance. God, I am so fucking traumatized.
Friday evening, she texts asking if she can bring her friend "Bob" to get him out of the house. I say no problem, don't mind. The come over, we're drinking a few beers while she's waxing me and I'm getting ready to go. The talk about how they've known each other for like 20 years and that they are like brother and sister.
We go out, drink, dance, it's all fun. Her friend is hot and I flirt with him a bit. Tried to make a sandwich out of him between my friend and I on the dance floor but they say it's too weird because, again, they are like brother and sister.
We get back to my house, we're all drunk. They can't drive home so I suggest we just all snuggle in my giant bed and pass out. I have to be in the middle because "they are like brother and sister."
Now, keep in mind I haven't known her very long (maybe a month) and I just met him tonight.
I wake up an hour later to the sound of them out in my living room fucking on my couch!
I can even hear the squishing of her vag (so fucking traumatized). I get PISSED, go out there and say, "Okay, can you guys just get the fuck out?" "Bob" says, "No, come here." I say, "No, just fucking get out," and go back into my room. They leave like 2 minutes later.
Dude, nobody fucks on my couch except me. AND, I don't really want to hear people fucking in the next room, especially when it's on MY fucking couch. Fucking dirty. And I mean, fuck, if it was your intention to try to get me to have a threesome, waking me up by fucking loudly on my couch after I've passed out is NOT the way to do it. And what the fuck is up with acting like you are sexually repulsed by each other all night? Dumb asses.
Needless to say, she hasn't written or texted. Good riddance. God, I am so fucking traumatized.
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weso:
double ew.
tngregory:
wow. i think i might have them take the couch with them.