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DUDES! IT'S FUCKIN' SNOWING IN EAST SAN JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night I went out. "What's the big deal," you ask? Well, you see, I am a 90-year-old 25-year-old. I just don't go out on work nights....ever. Actually, come to think of it, I really don't go out. I guess I've just become more of a domestic/homebody in my old age. My best friend practically dragged me out of the house. I told her I'd rather stay home and crochet but somehow she got me to get ready and go. We went to a couple of bars. I had a couple of beers and shook my booty. It actually was a really fun time. It's amazing how nice boys will be to you when you get spiffed up all cute and pretty. It was all kind of new to me though because I'm never that girl that the boys oogle over. I can count the number of drinks that have been bought for me on one hand. But, last night was different for some reason...and it was really nice. It felt really good.
Memorable quotes of the evening:
"Are you wearing a wig?"
"Wow. You have really fresh breath!" (for some reason, I just couldn't stop laughing about that one)
Anyhow, I am incredibly tired this morning but I'm attempting to combat my fatigue with a giant cup of coffee and some naked chicks. Thanks SG.
DUDES! IT'S FUCKIN' SNOWING IN EAST SAN JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night I went out. "What's the big deal," you ask? Well, you see, I am a 90-year-old 25-year-old. I just don't go out on work nights....ever. Actually, come to think of it, I really don't go out. I guess I've just become more of a domestic/homebody in my old age. My best friend practically dragged me out of the house. I told her I'd rather stay home and crochet but somehow she got me to get ready and go. We went to a couple of bars. I had a couple of beers and shook my booty. It actually was a really fun time. It's amazing how nice boys will be to you when you get spiffed up all cute and pretty. It was all kind of new to me though because I'm never that girl that the boys oogle over. I can count the number of drinks that have been bought for me on one hand. But, last night was different for some reason...and it was really nice. It felt really good.
Memorable quotes of the evening:
"Are you wearing a wig?"
"Wow. You have really fresh breath!" (for some reason, I just couldn't stop laughing about that one)
Anyhow, I am incredibly tired this morning but I'm attempting to combat my fatigue with a giant cup of coffee and some naked chicks. Thanks SG.
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weso:
Hey sorry about last night, I was in the bar and could barely hear you.
tony_t:
I saw your new tattoo in the group. Great colors.