kismi

Goodbye 2009.

You took my Dad.
You burned my Mom's house down.
You broke my car.
You gave me 25 pounds.

Good riddance.

Well, I had a great weekend in Sac. Hung out with the fam and watched my cousin graduate from Davis (so proud!). Then I went to watch the 49ers vs. the Cardinals in SF for Monday night football. Now I'm fucking congested...just one nostril. Is it Friday yet?

So, my mom's condo burned down last weekend (my birthday weekend) so I've been spending ALL week cleaning shit up. Of the 8 units in the building, only 5 of them had fire damage. Luckily my mom's unit only had water damage and thanks to the uber fabulous firemen who covered all her stuff with tarps, 90% of her stuff was saved. They told us...
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Going to look at boobies tonight. Shweet.

Well, today is day 3 of my little head cold thingie. Unfortunately I don't have any sick time so I've had to go to suck it up and go to work all week. It's actually good for me, I think. Usually when I'm sick, I don't even try. I just wake up feeling like shit and call in. This has actually forced me to get...
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So, let me see if I can sum up this story in a few paragraphs. Been talking to this girl but wasn't sure how into her I was so I told her we needed to just be friends for now and have been being very platonic. I don't call or text her much but she says she'll "be here when I decide I want more."...
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Okay, so after yesterday's workout, I am walking like I have a stick, nay, a pole stuck up my ass. My thighs hurt SO bad I can barely lower myself onto the toilet without whining in agony. Going up and down the stairs is quite a challenge. In fact, just sitting here right now fucking hurts. I know my legs are going to be restless...
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I'm so damn irritated with my computer right now. The internet goes SO fucking slow and it drives me crazy! I can't figure out how to clear the temporary internet files or cache or whatever the fuck is causing the problem. I wish I knew some super saavy computer person to fix my shit.

Today I went to the gym for the second day in...
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Holy shit...has it really been over a year?

Well, I'm back. Yay!

Going without sex sucks big time.

I'm actually starting to get kind of cranky.

In fact, I'm really fucking cranky!

UPCOMING EVENT: SGSJ Bay to Breakers Mayhem

WHEN: Sunday May 18 @ 6:00 am
WHERE: Downtown SF

Total drunken madness.
Naked people (you get to see my rack!)

6:00am: Go to Safeway for alcohol
6:15am Leave for SF
7:15am: Arrive in SF and park
7:45ish: Arrive @ Howard & The Embarcadero
8:00am: START DRUNKEN MADNESS!

I know it sounds early, but I swear it will...
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