Tonight I went to play some putt putt with my brother and his girlfriend. It was good times, for the most part. There were some cool people in front of us who eventually let us pass them. But before that, on the second hole, there was a rude douche bag behind us. We were standing there waiting for the group ahead of us to finish up their round and he walked right up in front of us and proceeded to putt. I'm not sure what was going through his mind that caused him to be so rude, but I witnessed the most instant karma I have ever seen. His ball rocketed off the path and bounced into a deep ditch filled with bushes. I had a good laugh. He never found his ball, and his impatience ended up costing his group ten minutes of searching and eventually him having to go get another ball.
Tomorrow I am going to Disneyland to watch my cousin and her cheer squad perform. This is an age check for me because I've known her since she was born and now she is in high school. Oh lord, I'm never having kids. If I had a daughter I just know I'd be one of those over protective dads that is cleaning a rifle and has a list of questions waiting for the young man coming to pick her up.
My daughter would hate the shit out of me. I'd want to have kids like my friend's kids, the younger sister is going to beat the shit out of the older one's boyfriends. She was born punk. She grew a mohawk before she grew any other hair. She'll grab her sister by the hair and punch her in the face for no reason. That is probably another reason I don't want to have kids, they're cute and cuddly for a bit, but you stick around long enough and you'll see the evil come out. And what do my friends say when I ask how often this happens..."All day, every day." Nope, no kids for me, but I'll probably to spoil the shit out of my nieces and nephews.
Tomorrow I am going to Disneyland to watch my cousin and her cheer squad perform. This is an age check for me because I've known her since she was born and now she is in high school. Oh lord, I'm never having kids. If I had a daughter I just know I'd be one of those over protective dads that is cleaning a rifle and has a list of questions waiting for the young man coming to pick her up.
My daughter would hate the shit out of me. I'd want to have kids like my friend's kids, the younger sister is going to beat the shit out of the older one's boyfriends. She was born punk. She grew a mohawk before she grew any other hair. She'll grab her sister by the hair and punch her in the face for no reason. That is probably another reason I don't want to have kids, they're cute and cuddly for a bit, but you stick around long enough and you'll see the evil come out. And what do my friends say when I ask how often this happens..."All day, every day." Nope, no kids for me, but I'll probably to spoil the shit out of my nieces and nephews.