kirin_ka

I bruised some bones in my left foot. I limp around like an old man, and if I try to walk down the stairs, instead of hop, it takes me a full minute. I'm not supposed to move much and keep it iced and elevated. You know the what, and here's the how: in my sleep I turn in to a ninja. I karate kicked one of my TVs a few inches to it's right. I also knee my wall like I am in the Octagon. Apparently I need to find a girl that knows karate so that when we sleep next to each other she can block and parry my ninja skills.