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"These are strange days for you and me and Germany.

We have honor, and with that we'll win."

Oh, fuck! We learned that the kid's mom is missing, and after Sonny-fucking-Chiba kills the kid's dad with his own katana, all the kid can do is smear his dad's blood all over his clothes and cry.

Then, Sonny-fucking-Chiba brings the kid to his estranged mom, to find that she is raising another child and doesn't want her other child. Oh, fuck!

Karate Warriors:...
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Realize that I'm too drunk to responsibly purchase anything.

Thought about buying Daughters, Circle Takes the Square, Dillinger Escape Plan, Today is the Day CDs, and paying $30 to become an ordained minister of the Church of the Subgenius.

I'm definitely tabling the Church of the Subgenius endeavor for a point in the near future. I just want to be sure that my credit card...
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My first day off after 15 consecutive days at work, many of which consisting of 12+ hour shifts without a break, began with Dok Moc strolling across the parking lot: "I parked in the professional parking lot!"

"That's right. Well, you know, you are..." gesticulation ensues.

"A young urban professional!"

"Yes, you are a young urban professional."

We both got nachos from Sheetz. They were...
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Before I left for work I thought: "no alarms and no surprises." At 10:30 my man from AT showed up wanting some more business card edits, which was no problem until the dreaded blue to purple post script plague came, which was insignificant compared to the $3K job that walked in, 5/6 ready. Wanted to leave at midnight, clocked out at 1am, left at 2am....
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Forming plan to rock Killadelphia with Doc Mok on Thursday, my first day off after 15 consecutive days at work. Bear Is Driving is playing, of whom I've never heard.

Wanted to leave work today at midnight. Left at quarter of 2. Clocked out some time around 1.

Got a bottle of Seven Crown today at a store run by a Chinese family. The absurdly...
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In five nights, I finished a 750 ml bottle of Seagram's, and that was being conservative, and taking a night off, meaning that I'll easily go through about $50 of liquor each month as a bare minimum. I could easily lower the price, but that would mean buying plastic bottles, which I refuse to do.

This glass is just on the rocks, since my only...
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Over a year had passed since my last post hoc, ergo proctor hoc snafu. This time, the fire alarms would sound while I adjusted the air conditioner settings in my new apartment. The alarms would stop after I lowered the air temperature, ran around in a panic, and attacked the smoke detector.

The 27-ish leasing agent asked me if I had encountered any problems during...
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She was ugly and curt; I was well-dressed and a paying customer. Everything worked out in the end.

Maybe she didn't like my tie. Admittedly, I'm rarely a fan of Donna Karan items, too. It's a nice tie, though. Maybe she's just a surly, pack-a-day habitual smoker with a poor sense of aesthetics, personal grooming, and courteous customer interaction (even at 4:30 in the morning)....
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Woke from a dream. Was alone in some medical facility with a woman much older. Disliked her. She was performing some surgery on my left eye that involved drilling a hole. We argued, but I don't remember speaking. We argued with body language? Taunted her as she tried to sedate me. She grew frustrated. Didn't want the surgery. Finally, gave in and let her sedate...
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I'm a convert. 'Jacked from a cronie, but I'll back it up, too: Star Wars has always sucked.