HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY to all you girls out there (and boys)
and i've got to use this opportunity to recommend the book Cunt by Inga Muscio.
An extract (from the first page)
"on the choice occasion popes and politicians directly refer to female genitalia, the term "vagina" is discreetly engaged.
If you would be so kind to say "vagina" out loud a few times. Strip away the meaning and listen solely to the phonetic sound. It resonates from the roof of your mouth.
A "vagina" could be an economy car:
"That's right, Wanda! Come withing five hundred dollars of the actual sticker price and you'll win this! A brand new Chrysler Vagina"
Or a rodent:
"next on Prairie Safari, you'll see a wily little silver-tailed vagina outwit a voracious pair of ospreys"
Say "cunt" out loud, again stripping away the meaning. The word resonates from the depths of your gut. It sounds like something you definitely don't want to tangle with in a drunken brawl in a dark alley"
A "cunt" could be a serious weather condition:
"Next on Nightline, an exclusive report on the devastation in Kansas when last night's thunder cunt, with winds exceeding 122 miles an hour ripped through the state"
Or a monster truck:
"The City Arena is proud to present the Coors Crush 'Em Demolition Round-Up competition, where Randy Sam's Beast of Burden will challenge Mike Price's undefeated Raging Cunt in the 666 barrel jump"
Moving from phonetics to etymology, "vagina" originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword.
Ain't got no vagina"
This book is amazing, suddenly you'll find yourself using the word in a positive way. I call a lot of my close friends cunt and i mean it with affection
and i've got to use this opportunity to recommend the book Cunt by Inga Muscio.
An extract (from the first page)
"on the choice occasion popes and politicians directly refer to female genitalia, the term "vagina" is discreetly engaged.
If you would be so kind to say "vagina" out loud a few times. Strip away the meaning and listen solely to the phonetic sound. It resonates from the roof of your mouth.
A "vagina" could be an economy car:
"That's right, Wanda! Come withing five hundred dollars of the actual sticker price and you'll win this! A brand new Chrysler Vagina"
Or a rodent:
"next on Prairie Safari, you'll see a wily little silver-tailed vagina outwit a voracious pair of ospreys"
Say "cunt" out loud, again stripping away the meaning. The word resonates from the depths of your gut. It sounds like something you definitely don't want to tangle with in a drunken brawl in a dark alley"
A "cunt" could be a serious weather condition:
"Next on Nightline, an exclusive report on the devastation in Kansas when last night's thunder cunt, with winds exceeding 122 miles an hour ripped through the state"
Or a monster truck:
"The City Arena is proud to present the Coors Crush 'Em Demolition Round-Up competition, where Randy Sam's Beast of Burden will challenge Mike Price's undefeated Raging Cunt in the 666 barrel jump"
Moving from phonetics to etymology, "vagina" originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword.
Ain't got no vagina"
This book is amazing, suddenly you'll find yourself using the word in a positive way. I call a lot of my close friends cunt and i mean it with affection