kinzy

Me and my girlfriend were going to a Halloween party last year and my girlfriend came down the stairs wearing nothing but boots.

I asked her “What are you suppose to be?”

She said, “Puss in boots.”

So I went into the kitchen and put a potato on my penis. When I came back out, she asked me, “What are you suppose to be?”

I said, “If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator…”

@missy @penny