"Bring your kids to work day" is probably a good idea.
Might as well teach the little fuckers right away that once they've suffered school obligations, then they get work life obligations.
Totally obliterate the concept that life may somewhat be fun in the long run early and they won't be much disappointed. Now, that's pro-activity.

Another random thing:
Heard on the bus on the way back from work - young chick speaking extremely loudly on her phone:
Waste of human space: "OH HEY GUESS WHAT?"
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH?"
Waste of human space: "SO, I'VE RECEIVED AN EMAIL"
(she could have won $100M at the lottery, the way she said that)
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH AWESOME BLAH!!"
Waste of human space: "IT'S ABOUT THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY"
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH LOL LOL BLAH!!"
Me: [thinking] someone please make this end
Waste of human space: "I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT"
(again, said as if she had just discovered the Holy Grail or Cleopatra's body)
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH LOL LOL BLAH!!"
Waste of human space: "OK, IT'S ONLY IN THREE MONTHS, BUT...'
Me: [thinking] DIE!! DIE!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then she got off the bus, off to annoy the shit out of other unsuspecting poor souls.
Might as well teach the little fuckers right away that once they've suffered school obligations, then they get work life obligations.
Totally obliterate the concept that life may somewhat be fun in the long run early and they won't be much disappointed. Now, that's pro-activity.

Another random thing:
Heard on the bus on the way back from work - young chick speaking extremely loudly on her phone:
Waste of human space: "OH HEY GUESS WHAT?"
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH?"
Waste of human space: "SO, I'VE RECEIVED AN EMAIL"
(she could have won $100M at the lottery, the way she said that)
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH AWESOME BLAH!!"
Waste of human space: "IT'S ABOUT THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY"
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH LOL LOL BLAH!!"
Me: [thinking] someone please make this end
Waste of human space: "I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT"
(again, said as if she had just discovered the Holy Grail or Cleopatra's body)
Most likely other waste of human space on board another bus: "BLAH BLAH LOL LOL BLAH!!"
Waste of human space: "OK, IT'S ONLY IN THREE MONTHS, BUT...'
Me: [thinking] DIE!! DIE!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then she got off the bus, off to annoy the shit out of other unsuspecting poor souls.
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Worst thing is, I told her this months ago - and it still isn't going down well.