I had a little fun at Walmart. haha. This bitch was all mad doging me up at the front, so I took my hand ( when I saw she was still staring rudely at me) and stuffed it down inside the front of my pants. I figured it would do one of two things...either gross her the fuck out, or secretly turn her on. haha. I kept my hand down there the whole time, even while walking in the parking lot. People were staring, and I was laughing my ass off. I should have worn a shirt that says "Would you like to smell my finger?" haha.
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searchinggaze:
Haha. I can just imagine that. People are so haughty half the time..
order_66:
do the stars hurt?