kinkerbelle

This guy has a speech problem he 1st goes into a corner store, says to the clerk, can I buy some bum, the clerk replies, you mean gum? yes he says, some bum. then he walks into another store and says to the clerk, can I buy a fucket? The clerk replies, Do you mean a bucket? yes, a fucket. Then the man walks into a pet store and says to the clerk, can I buy a cockensmackit. The clerk says, do you mean a cocker spaniel? yes he says, a cockensmackit. The guy is now walking down the street w/ the 3 things he just bought. his dog gets away and starts running. he hurrys over to this lady on the street and says will you hold my bum and fuckit while I catch my cockinsmackit?