kinkerbelle

joke time.
Whats a guitar player without a drummer?
Homeless.
What starts with the letter F and ends with K and is red hot.
Firetruck
What does a man do standing that a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
How many of me do i need to srew in a light bulb?
1 i sit there while the world revolves around me.

My jokes are not as dirty, but i hope they are still corny funny.

what does an old woman's pussy taste like?

depends.