kinkerbelle

These two guys in a bar have a bet on who can get the most use out of a dime in one week. One week passes and the two men meet back at the bar. The first man says, "Well I think I have you beat!" "The 1st day I bought a cigar, the 2nd day I smoked half, the 3rd day I smoked the other half, and the 4th day I used the ashes in my wifes flower pots." "That's all!" said the 2nd man. "I beat that!" "The 1st day I bought a sausage, the 2nd day I ate half, the 3rd day I ate the other half, the 4th day I used the skin for a condom, and the 5th day I shit in the skin and took it back to the deli and said it was rotten and got my dime back."
ha ha