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i've fallen apart.... the once beautiful chapel of sweet ass human-ness...has become an older mess of junk. ...yes i feel sorry for making fun of "old" people... but DAMN!!! the old people i met were into the eagles... not the stooges... so i maintain coolness.
for now.
fuck..... i miss porno sex. (yes... i'm THAT hard up...and YES... i'm a total perv.... moving on...)
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RECORD OF MY DAY
a glimpse into the skottiephaust collection...
my baby... yes... i have this record...and yes.. i worship it daily. ...and YES... i bought it from glenn danzig.... like in fuck... i was 3 years old... i was! heh... the only reason i tote this braggart stance.... it's HALLOWEEN....
The Misfits "Halloween"
well.... i miss my youth... i miss that on Sirius satellite punk channel.... every punk band they play...(see: rise against/againstme/pennywise) all sound like the descendents did in 1984....
The Decendents "I'm Not a Loser"
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DRINKING
SweetWater Festive Ale
Well, the temperature is dropping and the days are getting shorter. You know what that means don't you? It's time for our WINTER BREW...
A full-bodied, high-octane brew capped off with our use of cinnamon and mace. This beer will warm you all the way to your bones. Brewed only one day a year. We only bottle 7200 liters, 3800 12 oz. cases, and a handful of kegs, so get it while you can.
8.6% alcohol
Six Packs
Liter Bottles
15.5 Gallon 1/2Bbl kegs (US Sankey)
5 Gallon torpedo kegs
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WATCHING
This blood-soaked horror comedy is the story of Henry Oldfield (Nathan Meister), a New Zealander with an unfortunate phobia...of sheep. When Henry was a boy, his father was killed in a herding accident on the land, and Henry fled to the big city. Now, years later, he has returned to sell his half of the farm and--at the behest of his therapist--to face his fears. Meanwhile, Henry's sadistic older brother Angus (Peter Feeney) has taken over the family business, and become widely known for his controversial genetic experiments on the animals. When two animal activists release one of Angus's genetically-altered lambs, Henry's trip quickly turns into his worst nightmare, as the lamb's zombie-like bite turns sheep and people into vicious flesh-eaters. Henry joins forces with one of the animal activists (Danielle Mason), and together they try to escape the sheep and find an antidote for the virus. Director Jonathon King cleverly plays on the silliness of the normally docile, dimwitted lamb as terrifying monster, and his shots of the sheep swarming over the hills induce equal parts thrills and laughter. However, the storyline could perhaps have benefited from a bit less action, and a bit more plot, as the suspense and jokes begin to fizzle by the end. The excellent WETA WORKSHOP (known for its work on the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy) delivers hilariously gory special effects. Faces are eaten off, humans throw their own limbs, and heads explode, culminating in a raucous bloodbath that will likely earn BLACK SHEEP cult status among the EVIL DEAD crowd.
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HOPING FOR SEX WITH...
ok ok... a porno babe... but... well.. BOOBIES are my fave.... and from what i can read.... she's AWESOME!!! ...boob wise..
Gianna Michaels.... very porno... but... damn..... i WOULD!!!!
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
Not to be catty, but Gianna looks a trifle, erm, cheap. She's what my ex used to refer to as a "bowling alley chick." But, yes, the boobs aren't bad. And they appear to be REAL, surprisingly.
Bad taste in music is cross-generational, hon. I mean, check out what "the kids" are listening to nowadays. I think I'd take the Eagles over Matchbox 20 any day of the week. (Okay, as long as it was a pre-1975 Eagles, that is.)