Okay here is a story I wrote, this is only part 1
Birds fly across the sky in a normal formation, people are scattered going about their own business, and our hero Joshua is sitting on his doorstep smoking a cigarette with a frown upon his face. He doesn't even realize that his girlfriend Brittany is inside waiting for him, because she sneaked in through the broken window that Joshua has yet to repair. His roommate Gaby is busy constructing a model for her Form and Space class.
"Fuck," said Joshua.
"What's wrong Joshua," Brittany asked.
"What the hell? When did you get here?"
"I've been here for about a half hour, asleep on your coach because I didn't know where you were until you said 'fuck'.
He laughed. "Shit, I'm sorry."
"Got another," she pointed at the cigarette.
"Of course I do."
Joshua pulled out a pack of Camel Crush and handed Brittany a cigarette and a lighter.
"Thanks hun. Hey what's wrong anyway, you kind of avoided my question."
"Hmm, oh nothing. I'm just kinda pissed that every time I go to some restaurant and I ask for Dr. Pepper, they ask me ' Is Mr. Pib alright.' I know it's stupid but I hate Mr. Pib. It's like a watered down piece of shit that some food corporation expects me to drink because they can't afford the best drink in the fucking world!"
"Wow.."
"Yeah, I know, stupid."
"So what are you going to do Joshua?"
"I really haven't thought of it yet actually."
"Maybe some HERO should go mess with them."
"Holy shit! Your right! Brittany, I fuckin' love you!"
Joshua kissed Brittany and ran into the house. He went into his room and searched through his closet for his superhero outfit. Through all the clothes that were on the floor and the empty cans of Monster, all he found was his cape and mask. Joshua ran into Gaby's room where he believed that he left his unitard and stockings. Gaby yelled and clawed at him for almost ruining her project.
"What the fuck Joshua," she yelled.
"Sorry Pinky. Awesome Hero has a date with a fucktard named Mr. Pib!"
"What?! Oh fuck no, I'm coming too!"
"What for? This seems like a one man job if you ask me."
"Because Kidd Cool has some business with the fucks at A&W."
"WHAT?! I love root beer!"
"Yeah well, some people like some weird shit."
"Alright well fuck, lets go kick some ass.. but I ask that you at least let me grab a bottle before you go crazy."
"Fine just don't come near me when we get home or I'll punch your fucking face into next week."
"Deal. Hey, is my shit in here?"
"Yes, fuck stop leaving your crap in here.. Brittany is starting to give me weird looks."
Joshua gave Gaby a blank stare and completely disregarded what she had said. He went back into his room changed into Awesome Hero and went down to the living room. Kidd Cool came down the stairs still fixing her hair. Brittany stared at the two of them and started to giggle. She admired them for being so awesome and taking matters into their own hands even if they did seem pointless and juvenile.
"Let's ROCK," said Awesome Hero and Kidd Cool.
To Be Continued...
Birds fly across the sky in a normal formation, people are scattered going about their own business, and our hero Joshua is sitting on his doorstep smoking a cigarette with a frown upon his face. He doesn't even realize that his girlfriend Brittany is inside waiting for him, because she sneaked in through the broken window that Joshua has yet to repair. His roommate Gaby is busy constructing a model for her Form and Space class.
"Fuck," said Joshua.
"What's wrong Joshua," Brittany asked.
"What the hell? When did you get here?"
"I've been here for about a half hour, asleep on your coach because I didn't know where you were until you said 'fuck'.
He laughed. "Shit, I'm sorry."
"Got another," she pointed at the cigarette.
"Of course I do."
Joshua pulled out a pack of Camel Crush and handed Brittany a cigarette and a lighter.
"Thanks hun. Hey what's wrong anyway, you kind of avoided my question."
"Hmm, oh nothing. I'm just kinda pissed that every time I go to some restaurant and I ask for Dr. Pepper, they ask me ' Is Mr. Pib alright.' I know it's stupid but I hate Mr. Pib. It's like a watered down piece of shit that some food corporation expects me to drink because they can't afford the best drink in the fucking world!"
"Wow.."
"Yeah, I know, stupid."
"So what are you going to do Joshua?"
"I really haven't thought of it yet actually."
"Maybe some HERO should go mess with them."
"Holy shit! Your right! Brittany, I fuckin' love you!"
Joshua kissed Brittany and ran into the house. He went into his room and searched through his closet for his superhero outfit. Through all the clothes that were on the floor and the empty cans of Monster, all he found was his cape and mask. Joshua ran into Gaby's room where he believed that he left his unitard and stockings. Gaby yelled and clawed at him for almost ruining her project.
"What the fuck Joshua," she yelled.
"Sorry Pinky. Awesome Hero has a date with a fucktard named Mr. Pib!"
"What?! Oh fuck no, I'm coming too!"
"What for? This seems like a one man job if you ask me."
"Because Kidd Cool has some business with the fucks at A&W."
"WHAT?! I love root beer!"
"Yeah well, some people like some weird shit."
"Alright well fuck, lets go kick some ass.. but I ask that you at least let me grab a bottle before you go crazy."
"Fine just don't come near me when we get home or I'll punch your fucking face into next week."
"Deal. Hey, is my shit in here?"
"Yes, fuck stop leaving your crap in here.. Brittany is starting to give me weird looks."
Joshua gave Gaby a blank stare and completely disregarded what she had said. He went back into his room changed into Awesome Hero and went down to the living room. Kidd Cool came down the stairs still fixing her hair. Brittany stared at the two of them and started to giggle. She admired them for being so awesome and taking matters into their own hands even if they did seem pointless and juvenile.
"Let's ROCK," said Awesome Hero and Kidd Cool.
To Be Continued...
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I don't feel 35 either. It's all in the self-preservation.