Well, after 27 years and a handful of months, I finally broke down and bought myself my first car ever. And what a car: a brand-new 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX loaded to the gills with optional extras and possessed of a demonic 227 horses of power. So far, my biggest problem with the car is the discomfort of sitting behind the wheel with a foot-long erection. Yes, it's true: the right car will make your penis bigger. For a picture of the new ride (and its stupidly-grinning owner), see "HELL ON WHEELS" in my pix.
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That is a long ass time to get rides from other people though.
I have no where near the horsepower but I bet I get better gas mileage.